Pants beer tech

Rest in peace Mike Ditka. Gonna drink a thousand beers and scream at packers fans for you on Sunday

Are they really ghost wipes, or were you just not wiping deep/hard enough?

Four and a half days later I finally have some real food and not 4 IVs strapped to me

The official sock of the ICU, shoutout Del Campo for all the compliments the hot nurses have given me on my “smiley socks”

This is so fucking beast😎

If you hit it 5 times OB during alt shot it makes ur clear to me why you’re single and balding at 31. Prick

I see frost on the grass oh yeah baby I love this shit

Tee off in 6 hours in big club event and I’m 40 mins from home👍👍

Fuck you Spotify shuffle it’s 8:14pm and I want to horrifically flip my truck on the highway

What a terrible Friday this has turned out to be

This is just absurd.

Split a case with my buddy at expo, I now understand why drinking on antibiotics is awful because holy vomit

Drunk and walking cows wow I’m having an evening

I will inevitably see my ex tonight and it will be my downfall

That win was promised to Jacob Bridgman 3000 years ago

Feeling productive as hell this Sunday. Just wrapping up breakfast. Time to clean apartment and put laundry away and run errands

It was always the University of Wisconsin Badgers. First ranked road win in 2 years and first road win in a year. They will be having so much sex in Madison Wisconsin tonight

AEPi promised us this Penn State win 3000 years ago #onwisconsin