When a patient says "did you know that half our DNA is alien DNA?" #whattheheck #pharmacy… instagram.com/p/BBJxgsajhq0/
"I didn't buy a controlled substance anywhere else." sorry but your insurance says other wise. #itstooearly #pharmacyprobs #probsonthepharm
"that's NOT what I paid for that med last time" but the computer says other wise... #pharmacyjokes #problemsonthepharm #pharmacy