@theopenedmirror

Writer.

 Los Angeles, CA
Joined March 2018
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My comedy short film "Professional Help" won the Sundance Collab Script Contest. 🍾🎬 Thank you, @sundanceorg! I'm ecstatic. ✨
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Oh, nothing. Just hangin w/comedy masterminds Matt Groening, Eric Horsted, and David X. Cohen at the Paramount writers strike. They created The Simpsons and Futurama over a generation ago, and I've been laughing my ass off ever since. Check out the new Futurama: Hulu, July 24 🛸
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Her voice, her energy, her power. Tina Turner is indestructible, even in death. #RIPTinaTurner Rock Goddess ❤🎸🕊
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Hot writers summer ☀️ Writers' strike, week 3. Your move, studios. ✍🏽
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Yup. #WritersStrike
Sam Morril
@sammorril2 May 2023
Writers deserve more respect. People worship actors, but they’re nothing without writers. Writing is harder than acting. There are child actors. There are no child writers.
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Finally finished The Boys. Seafood will never be the same. Neither will orgies. I'm obsessed.
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In 2023, I vow to unleash my most ratched, shameless, debaucherous self because life's too short for classy standards.
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Greta Thunberg dragging human trafficer and notorious douchebag Andrew Tate to prison over a small dick energy joke is the type of comedy we all need.
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Yet another Christmas where my loved ones failed to surprise me with a bow-wrapped luxury SUV like they do in car commercials.
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And to all a good night 🎄✨
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My comedy pilot, "10 Boyfriends" is a finalist. 🎬 Thank you, @NetworkISA! Congrats to the winners. 🍾
The ISA@NetworkISA8 Nov 2022
The results are in! CONGRATULATIONS to the Grand Prize Winners and Finalists of our TV Pilot Pitch Challenge 🎉 Join us on Nov. 17th to see our winners pitch live to a panel of industry execs! View the list: bit.ly/3hcBhtw
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As we enter the holiday season, please, for the love of all things sacred, remember: Dried fruits don't belong in cakes of any kind.
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You may lose followers because you're controversial and edgy. But most likely, it's because you're lame and boring.
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#TheCurseofBridgeHallow is spookily fun. 🎃🕷 Also, Marlon Wayans and Kelly Rowland make a hot couple
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Bday girl 'bout to ravage some bday cake 💋🎂🍾
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An American treasure. A true light. A comedy legend. An Instagram king ("Hello, hunker downers"). And by all reports, a genuinely good man... I loved being a Leslie Jordan fan, and I miss him already 💔🕊 #RIPLeslieJordan
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For the record, I canceled Kanye in my mind years ago.
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Cool kids vote. 🇺🇸
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The Simpsons Halloween specials still hold up.
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Angela Lansbury will always be part of the soundtrack of my youth. What a gift. RIP, Dame ❤🕊
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The bullies in the original Hocus Pocus are legit hilarious.
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