omg i'm single again :/

i think it's already ending.

kristin is baaaack! :D

i like being married, even if he's a jerk ;)

Oh my gosh. I'm married. And pregnant... awesome.

ey du! @implodingtweet

oh fuck it. i can't even arrange my own wedding.

I'm gonna marry Brendan Unger! :)

Oooooh!!! Labor pains! It is time! MUST GET TO THE HOSPITAL!!! Call me an ambulance... NOW!!

WOAH! I just found out I've got chlamydia. That sucks!

@amelicozyssimo knapp eine woche ^^

@amelicozyssimo nein, der is eigentlich egal... sollte nur zu den nachnamen passen.. alle die ich mag,passen nich zu unseren doofen namen :(

does anyone have an idea for a boysname that matches with Büchs/Unger? :/

Yay, 81% SQ, paparazzi-list, i'm coming! ;)

Dammit... I missed my groupie tonight cause I got a date. But ey, at least the date was with a superhot woman. ;)

The performance by Canned Zebra got me so excited that I threw my Grandpa style underwear on stage. - > How is that possible? I'm ON stage!

"The audience hoot and holler at Van Doseman-Rabe's sexy strip tease!" -> Okay, not that awkward anymore! ;)

@amelicozyssimo yeha! ich werde es auch anziehen! :D

"Not having a partner to get dirty with Van Doseman-Rabe begins masturbating..." -> That's kinda awkward.

@amelicozyssimo thanks! :D @implodingtweet i'm not eingebüchst, i'm ausgebüchst, dude!