@theolasso

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Joined March 2022
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sleeping soundly tonight knowing I’m not parasocially attached to any celebrity
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ny liberty vs. caitlin clark – at Brooklyn, NY
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least cool tweet ever but today I got drunk at a work thing, came home and resealed my tub mind you I rent this place
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Welcome to the main stage Billie
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911 emergency everyone my hair is in a state of absolute disaster it gets greasy within HOURS !!!! HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOS IDK WHAT TO DO – at Queens, NY
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maintenance man spilled paint all over my brick wall (after he showed up without a tarp and I REFUSED to allow him to paint without one) and now he’s STANDING ON MY VERY EXPENSIVE WEST ELM COUCH WITH THE RANKEST FEET I HABE EVER ENCOUNTERED IN MY LIFE SOMEONE PLEASE SAY JOKE
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happy birthday @movingamputees – at Queens, NY
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TAKE YOUR CLOWN HATS OFF SHE FINALLY DROPPED THE DOUBLE ALBUM – at Queens, NY
Taylor Swift
@taylorswift1319 Apr 2024
It’s a 2am surprise: The Tortured Poets Department is a secret DOUBLE album. ✌️ I’d written so much tortured poetry in the past 2 years and wanted to share it all with you, so here’s the second installment of TTPD: The Anthology. 15 extra songs. And now the story isn’t mine anymore… it’s all yours. 🤍 taylor.lnk.to/ttpd-theanthol…
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OH SHES DONE IT AGAIN FOLKS
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“This isn't the first time Waddingham has commented on their special relationship.” – at Manhattan, NY
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Generational. Welcome to Basketball Country, Caitlin Clark.
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helluuurrrrrr new nails
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“who’s will?” the way I fully had zero clue we were role playing the thundergong performance, a bitch is always 3 years behind – at Manhattan, NY
rehza 🌮@rehzablade15 Apr 2024
Find people you’re able to do the 2023 Thundergong version of Shallow with drunk during karaoke and you’d be set for life
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alyssa ⭐️ retweeted
Atlas@stedelasso13 Apr 2024
Just a group of people comprehending the lyrics to My Sharona for the first time
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philly queen dawn staley deserves it all im crying – at Queens, NY
Complex Sports
@ComplexSports7 Apr 2024
Dawn Staley feeling all the emotions after her team completes the undefeated season after falling short last year. LEGENDARY COACH ❤️
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richmond loml :( – at Richmond, London
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london I am in you
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it’s our anniversary @sophiedevereavx
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at the doctor’s today — Me: “Is it genital?” Doc: … Me: … Me: genetic, I mean is it genetic
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I think I’ve seen this film before
Cosmic Marvel
@cosmic_marvel11 Mar 2024
FX/Hulu reportedly wants a Season 4 of ‘THE BEAR’ but creator Christopher Storer only agreed to 3 Seasons and needs to move on to other projects. They are currently filming additional episodes. It could be included in Season 3 or a potential Season 4. (via reelchicago.com/article/the-…)
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