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i'm basically like if soda jrwi was peter parker was jason todd was percy jackson was ryland grace

 he/they ☆ 24 ☆ cancer survivor
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You know, when people told me that I was an old soul, I didn't think it would mean using a cane, fighting cancer, and bird-watching by the age of 24
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As you get older, it’s amazing how fast bird-watching creeps up on you.
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> name is jayson ferin > is jay fein's father
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I'm getting so riptide pilled again
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joyful critter (@masochistmartyr) profile picturejoyful critter@masochistmartyrNov 7
so was spongebob :)
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one cannot demand such a thing from the king
Nigel (@nigelgutgenug) profile pictureNigel@nigelgutgenugNov 8
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Saw very little on a fairly grim day but this at the end made it all worthwhile 🍀
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2 days in and democrats are already posting like this
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House Judiciary Dems (@HouseJudiciary) profile pictureHouse Judiciary Dems
@HouseJudiciaryNov 5
It’s time for ICE to take the masks off, turn the body cameras on, and start answering to the American people who pay for their bloated budget.
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Hey, anyone noticing a gap in a major city with a rising population? Just me? GIVE COLUMBUS PASSENGER TRAINS PLEASE
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Trashed Panda (@RailroadRaccoon) profile pictureTrashed Panda@RailroadRaccoonNov 5
Amtrak FY26 report is out! Amtrak Ridership 2025: 34.5m (old record) Amtrak Ridership 2026: 37m (New record) Busiest Route: Northeast Regional, 13m Least busy: The daily DC-Richmond Train, 40k Mardi Gras projected ridership: 70k Actual: 145k (First full year of service!)
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Can Mississippi and Alaska PLEASE lock in?
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excited for you to abolish ICE, defund the police & put money into the communities you funded to over police, stop taking AIPAC money & completely separate yourselves from israel, abolish the concentration camps, stop abusing incarcerated people, stop criminalizing homelessness
Democrats (@TheDemocrats) profile pictureDemocrats
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LIBBING TF OUT
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Congratulations! Now please get into conversation with your transgender constituents!
Dr. Amy Acton (@amyactonoh) profile pictureDr. Amy Acton
@amyactonohNov 4
It's the honor of my lifetime to be named your Ohio Governor-Elect.
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“first black woman senator in US history” “first openly gay man elected to US senate” “first latina governor in Texas history” “first native american woman governor in US history” “first black governor in Wisconson history” WOKE IS BACK
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it’s woke 3.0 and ohio is for lovers and communists. u’ll all see. money is obsolete we’re bartering JD vance away for 1 percocet and our sword of temporary statehood TOMORROW. 5pm est at cornhenge
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say bye bye to some gerrymandering and hello to same gendermarrying
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TWO THOUSAND SIX. TWENTY YEARS AGO. THIS IS HUGE.
Pop Base (@PopBase) profile picturePop Base
@PopBaseNov 4
Amy Acton has won the Ohio gubernatorial election, defeating Republican Vivek Ramaswamy. (via NBC) She becomes the first Democrat to be elected governor of Ohio since 2006.
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I-O!!!!!
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LFG THAT'S MY STATE!!!! O-H!
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LFG THAT'S MY STATE!!!! O-H!
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VOTE! 🦅
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#JRWItober26 Day 21: Fav Ship/Dynamic! FIZZFANGSSSS!!!!!! - - #jrwifanart #jrwishow #jrwithesuckening
Drawing of Soda/Theo and Emizel standing back-to-back. Emizel is in the front and bent down with a metal pipe in his hand, ready to fight. Theo is behind, looking over his shoulder to Emizel, while holding a bag (filled with soda cans). Text says “Day #21: Fav Ship/Dynamic”

ALT Drawing of Soda/Theo and Emizel standing back-to-back. Emizel is in the front and bent down with a metal pipe in his hand, ready to fight. Theo is behind, looking over his shoulder to Emizel, while holding a bag (filled with soda cans). Text says “Day #21: Fav Ship/Dynamic”

NoOne1335 (Comms Open) (@no_one1335) profile pictureNoOne1335 (Comms Open)@no_one1335Oct 29
#JRWItober26 Day 20: Vampire! - - #jrwifanart #jrwishow #jrwiriptide
Drawing of a bust shot of Jay. She’s tilting her head in a way to make a bite mark on her neck visible, with a speech bubble that says “I think I was into it…” Text says “Day #20: Vampire”

ALT Drawing of a bust shot of Jay. She’s tilting her head in a way to make a bite mark on her neck visible, with a speech bubble that says “I think I was into it…” Text says “Day #20: Vampire”

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my Uhhhhh????? moodboard
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#whoremembers the "com on this" incident. Also turns out beating cancer is good for engagement
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// Regent Mach // (@MachDominus) profile picture// Regent Mach //@MachDominusNov 1
Apparently Twitter can now sort your posts by popularity. What were some of your best posts on this hellsite?
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