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Bon vivant panstula. https://xitter.cf/t.co/VlVCERlHjN?…

Dubai, United Arab Emirates
Joined January 2010
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This is why I love making my own money as a woman. Shit like this is my literal worst nightmare.
A woman came to me whispering, asking if the face soap in my hand was good and if the price was okay. I told her yeah it’s just 2k. She took it to her husband to ask if she could get it and he started YELLING at her, shouting NO and embarrassing her in front of everyone ☹️☹️☹️
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These things never follow rapists & deadbeats
🥹🥺 The sad part about termination and not cleansing is this ! Walking around with a dark cloud then be sexually active with the next partner. The man can potentially get sick and get spiritually blocked because the guy slept with woman who terminated without cleansing. Also the lady who terminated also needs to cleanse their womb with herbs and the spirit of the child. These things catch up with a woman later on in life , affecting her relationships, conceiving , marriage etc. it’s important to cleanse and observe all important protocols. There are ancestors who would cause havoc in your life when you terminate their seeds 🥹. Not even fear mongering kodwa terminate and do the right thing after.
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Travelling with my boss for the first time and he’s already moaning that I’ve checked in a bag and that he’ll have to wait for me to get my bag at every airport. It’s not my fault he’s allergic to fashion. Men are so boring 😂
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A jam-packed two weeks ahead! Bremen 🇩🇪, Stockholm 🇸🇪, London, Manchester 🇬🇧 and Edinburgh 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿. Really looking forward to Manchester and Edinburgh, as I’ve never been. Excited to get a feel for the cities vibes. I better not catch a cold, & nobody better throw any missiles
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I don’t know why I’m trying to pack demurely. I’m taking all my coats, fuck it. I never get a chance to wear them. Who cares if I take a big bag? Ndizi phambanisa for no reason.
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I had such weird dreams last night. 1. An Imam broke into my flat & prayed evil over it & I was trying to run away. 2. I was romantically interested in a friend (nondescript), he played along but wasn’t serious about me. 3. I took off my top, at work. Tits out. What the fuck?
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100% of the time
Hyper religious men are almost always incredibly lustful or misogynistic wife beaters hiding behind religion.
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Hela, @CyrilRamaphosa. Do something about youth unemployment because the kids are accepting money from agitators. Paid inslamophobia fela. While you're at it, do something about education because we are seeing epic levels of ignorance too. People don't know how to think anymore.
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So... being a woman.
the trinity syndrome: a film trope where a female character spends her life mastering her skills, is portrayed as exceptionally capable, only for “the chosen one” to be some guy
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one of the stranger parts of being an adult is realising how many people have never questioned a single belief they inherited, not even out of curiosity.
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flying cars but not a single functional strapless bra
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Don’t let Israel use you.
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Runners scare me. There. I said it.
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Makholwa alapisa. A lady on here asked for advice on how she can help her 5 year old who has a speech delay. One of the answers was prayer. What is prayer going to do? Mxm
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I'll never understand the darkies that vote for the DA.
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Dubai’s transient nature makes for a huge second-hand market. People leave at short notice and sell things for next to nothing. I sold my coffee table for 100 bucks and bought another for the same. It’s kinda sweet. Or sad depending on how you see it.
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Since men are too busy with podcasts, someone has to do real jobs
Recent data shows more women are skipping college to make six figures as electricians, car mechanics and truck drivers
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This is mental illness and we’re dressing it up.
Replying to @lobertaloberts
Adding to the pile
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Men are so scary. Jesus Christ
Men like this are dangerous to women.
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Just saw a South African dancer called Lethabo Monamentsi on BBC 🇬🇧 Stictly Come Dancing. She’s one of the 5 Primos. It’s always so heartwarming to see talented saffas doing amazing things all over the world. She’s only 23. Argh
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