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Jacob Misiorowski’s first pitch of the game at 103.5 mph is the fastest ever recorded in a World Series game (previous record: Aroldis Chapman 103.2 mph, Game 2, 2016) #WorldSeries
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“The ocean is only 5% explored, surely there are megalodons still out there!”
Meanwhile what you will actually find:
“Capturing Bigfoot” was, ultimately, a tragic documentary. People wasted decades of their lives and careers pursuing someone’s lucrative hoax. The easiest person to con is yourself.
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These are my great-grandfather Dr. Sam Aykroyd’s transcripts from the Seances he hosted in the Old Farmhouse. It was the spirit of his work passed down through the generations that inspired my interests. He’s the original Ghostbuster.
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When Disco Oscar Robertson tells you to drink like a homeless person, you best start imbibing.
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33 years ago today, The Ramones sang “Happy Birthday” to Mr. Burns.
#TheSimpsons episode “Rosebud” first aired October 21, 1993.
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This heresy, the pre-existence of souls, was condemned in the Second Council of Constantinople (AD 553)
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A: Kim Jong is ill!
C: Kim Jong-il? The dead guy??
A: No, Kim Jong-UN is ill, Kim's Jong-il's son.
C: Kim Il-sung?? Ain't he dead too??
A: Yes but he's eternally president, it's like he's undead
C: Kimg Jong-un is DEAD???
A: No, I said he was ill!!
(etc)
🚨#BREAKING: Unconfirmed reports claim Kim Jong Un may have "secretly died" in China.
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Dalton Knecht expressed his frustration after the Lakers waived him.. 😬
“Bronny over me?!”
IT’S STILL REAL TO ME DAMMIT
The iconic Bigfoot video from 1967 is officially confirmed to be a hoax after new archival footage was found for an upcoming documentary.
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