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Stand Up Comedian. Professional Hug Giver. 6th Grade Class President. Enjoy my thoughts...

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Joined June 2015
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I saw clips of the Kid Rock halftime show and I can confidently say with No Judgement that I'd rather watch my parents have drunk sex.
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Watch the new comedy special Mike Sicoli: Prom King 👑 on YouTube!
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White Lotus is hotel erotica if they could act
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Some of these stores are crazy. $20 for a candle that doesn't smell like Sydney Sweeney's ass? Thanks but no thanks.
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Kendrick had the best "this guy is here to meet a 13 year-old girl" of the year
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Road head at the drive-through Christmas light show? Not at $98 a ticket!". Look out the window.
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Drew Barrymore interviews her guests like she wants them to make a move on her so she can turn them down.
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Thanks for coming out!
Replying to @themikesicoli
@themikesicoli nice meeting you at the clubhouse last night. You kicked ass. See you at the Dojo...
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Wendy's new Krabby Patty is horseshit. Got one last night, it's not even a cartoon.
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I've used AI to see what I would look like as every single race. It's only racist if you pick a least favorite.
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I can't find the debate on any of the betting apps.
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Sometimes I'll "Like" things idc about to filter all the naked asses out of my algorithm.
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I stopped wishing death on people who annoy me and started wishing pregnancy on them instead.
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People post spoilers on social media as if they think people will credit them for writing the movie or show. Everyone hates you and we all talk about you behind your back. Sincerely, The Employed.
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