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Green activist, RNLI Governor, housing landlord, husband, father, collector, spacefan, shipfan, amateur librarian. Occasional historian, author, broadcaster.

Somewhere in England
Joined July 2014
I rejoice in the existence of people like #saffiyah_khan, who gives me hope in this dark hour. She is the very model of a modern Britannia.
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I didnโ€™t realise there was an Islamophobia Awareness Month. Many thanks to Rupert for promoting it.
There shouldn't be a single penny of public money spent on 'Islamophobia Awareness Month'.
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Remembrance Day. It was twelve winters since the end of the War. To the Doctor, it seemed like an impenetrable thicket of days and months separating his steady, peaceful life now from his existence then. But sometimes those trees thinned and he still heard the guns in the distance over the downs. Sometimes when he was walking with Wolf along the hollow-ways in the autumn twilight, he wanted to call to him to get down, to be careful, to watch his head, but there was nothing to be careful about. In the Times that morning, one bishop, not theirs of course, had said perhaps everyone should stop laying wreaths, abolish the Silence, let the War be, let the Dead rest in their scarred ground. Old Fox looked grave when he mentioned it, and at their little ceremony at the village memorial he asked the Doctor to lay the main wreath. And when they stood with heads bowed for those two minutes, the frozen air was speared by the song of a little robin somewhere in the orchard, a sweet, piercing song which the Doctor had heard before in the midst of battle, and for a moment he wondered if he was conjuring it too, like the shells he heard in the thunder or the trench whistles which called at the station or the shuffle and heavy breathing of the ghosts that came at night from time to time, asking for a gasper or resting their packs for a brief moment on their long march home.
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The Ladybird look The quilted anorak, 1974. (And note the sneaky self-publicity) Artist: Martin Aitchison
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The funny thing is that Pooh doesnโ€™t like being called a Teddy Bear now, and if anybody says to Christopher Robin, โ€˜Is that your Tโ€”y Bโ€”?โ€™ Christopher Robin says very coldly, โ€˜No, itโ€™s Pooh,โ€™ and then Pooh and he go off whispering together. ~A.A.Milne
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Alfred Dock and a foggy Liverpool Waterfront in the background.
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Replying to @GuntherEagleman
The UK puts rapists in prison. The USA puts them in office.
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We don't trust a word you say. Show us what was on the X account you deleted instead.
I'm Angus MacIntyre, Reform UK's Shadow Armed Forces Minister. Get to know me and what I stand for in under a minute. ๐Ÿ‘‡
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Why did Trump offer the president of the UFC the position of his chief spokesperson? You wonโ€™t believe the explanation. Dana White is not a good communicator, he frequently โ€œmelts downโ€ under scrutiny, and he knows nothing about real politics. Then why did Trump offer him this position? Apparently, Trump was advised to appoint Dana White as his new White House press secretary. And Trump immediately assumed the recommendation referred to his UFC buddy. But the recommended Dana White was actually Dana W. White. She served in the Trump administration as the chief spokesperson for the Department of Defense. She is a very good communicator, has a pleasant demeanor, and would help Trump mend some of his grievances with minorities. Of course, when Dana W. White was recommended, Trump probably didnโ€™t even know who she was and automatically assumed they meant Dana White. I hope we donโ€™t start another war because Trump makes a similar mistake by mixing up Iran with Iraq or North Korea with South Korea.
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โ€œA tawny owl is looking down from its high vantage point at the great bonfireโ€ Artist: CF Tunnicliffe Writer: EL Grant Watson (What to Look for in Autumn, 1960)
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On Remembrance Sunday, we remember all those who have been killed by war. Every year, I am reminded of the words of Wilfred Owen: โ€œWhat passing-bells for these who die as cattle? Only the monstrous anger of the guns.โ€ Today, let us vow to build a world of peace for all.
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping day to all who celebrate
I could write jokes for 800 years and I'd never think of something funnier than Trump booking the Four Seasons for his big presser, and it turning out to be the Four Seasons Total Landscaping parking lot between a dildo store and a crematorium.
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When the War is over and the sword at last we sheathe, I'm going to keep a jelly-fish and listen to it breathe. When the War is over and we've finished up the show, I'm going to plant a lemon-pip and listen to it grow. ~A.A.Milne #RemembranceSunday
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Sometimes the sky over Old Fox's village was a little different from the rest of Dorset. Sometimes on dull and overcast winter afternoons, the clouds parted and a particular light fell across the downs into their valley - an ethereal rose-gold light which seemed to bless the fields and the cottages and the lanes and the woods. And so it was on that quiet day at the end of January. When the Doctor looked up from his notes after his last, rather difficult patient, it was as though some fiery Homeric sunset from his schooldays had seeped into the world, archaic and strange and god-scribed. He lit a cigarette and watched it in wonder, and even that common workaday smoke weaved and plumed in the air like the rarest incense.
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Every MAGAt in this picture has been accused, indicted, convicted of, or found civilly liable for sex crimes. Three are currently in jail. Andrew Tate @Cobratate - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking Russell Brand @rustyrockets - Convicted of Rape Donald Trump @DonaldTrump - Civilly Liable / A federal Judge stated he raped E. Jean Caroll Mike Tyson @MikeTyson - Convicted of Rape Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA - Civilly liable for Sexual Assault Lawrence Taylor @LT_56 - Registered Sex Offender. Arrest for sex with a minor. Tristan Tate @TateTheTalisman - Indicted/Charged with multiple counts or rape and human trafficking
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Realising he was losing the war and the support of the people the, by now ailing, dictator doubled down and promoted a ruthless idealogue to run things. It ended for them both, under siege, in a bunker, with their own weapons* *In other news, Trump has promoted Stephen Miller
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Ashley here, telling the world of her struggles regarding telling the time.
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โ€˜Birds and how they Liveโ€™ Jay (1967) Artist: Ronald Lampitt
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โ€œThe beech is one of our largest and most beautiful forest treesโ€ (Trees, 1963) Artist: SR Badmin
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Christopher Robin and Pooh and Piglet picked themselves up first, and then they picked Tigger up, and underneath everybody else was Eeyore. โ€œOh, Eeyore!โ€ cried Christopher Robin. โ€œAre you hurt?โ€ And he felt him anxiously, dusted him and helped him to stand up again. ~A.A.Milne
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Other work by the Ladybird artists. Mallards over the Marshes Artist: Roland Green
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