@themidult

Welcome to Midulthood...Our book I'M ABSOLUTELY FINE! is out https://xitter.cf/t.co/Z742WYLvZg. We've also got a podcast... https://xitter.cf/t.co/uwCdJwO6mn

themidult.com
Joined September 2015
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We didn't come this far to only come this far #midfulness #jointhemidult bit.ly/1VGk9q4
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What the f*** is the point of being able to delete a message if everyone can see you've deleted the message?!?!
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...but maintaining eye contact while eating a banana is infinitely weirder...
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See also dusty extra strong mints, hairy Fox's Glacier mints and disintegrating Murray Mints...
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Busy, busy
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Give the girl a medal...
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How much would you pay not to do this?
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God bless the male lens
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Easy peasy lemon f***ing hell
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Attack everything like a shark...
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Sometimes this feels like a genuine possibility... @mojorojo
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Duracell smoothie
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Being terrified of quicksand over the last 30 years? Vindicated
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Hopefully this decision will take e to bed (not in a sex way)
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Apparently bath towels need washing twice a week...
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See you on the other side
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Sort of field-sized?
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Why would she?
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Thanks Heat mag
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I'll bring the thermos
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"Do it again" she snarled as she ground her stiletto into his @****
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