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Warren Piss

@themeeves

Children's Entertainer.

 Moscow, Scotland
Joined March 2013
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Ooooooookay
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DJ BBQ@stepheniscowboy14 Apr 2017
Gryffindors are red, I like the enchanted ceiling,
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Daily Mail headline no.1: when Ed Miliband wanted to cap energy price rises Daily Mail headline no.2: when Theresa May wants to do the same
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@dril11 Apr 2017
i rescind my 2009 tweet "bat man fucks joker", as i now understand, through the wisdom of age, that bat man adheres to a noble moral code
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I have a Polish friend who is a roadie for a band. I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too. Czech one too.
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DJ BBQ@stepheniscowboy31 Mar 2017
this Unite leadership election is just about as inspiring as last year's labour leadership election
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@dril26 Mar 2017
calming down, with magnets
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Loaf@Loafc714 Mar 2017
So last night the police interrupted our group chat in the most spectacular way 😂😂
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Corbyn may well be "a really decent guy" but he's "shit" at "politics" and that's the "point" of his "job".
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DJ BBQ@stepheniscowboy13 Mar 2017
Well with that vote. Brexit finally means Brexit. Unless you're Ken Livingston of course. Then somehow Brexit means Hitler
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First they came for the furries, and I said nothing, because I am definitely not furry and I demand to know who told you that
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@dril10 Sep 2013
i have absolutely zero interest in friendship, i have absolutely zero interest in jokes, i am simply here to collect data and earn respect
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m,orl@seanmorl7 Mar 2017
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"Why so Cereal?" #NationalCerealDay
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Large Big@rudetanks5 Mar 2017
You cannot disprove my assumption that the moon has a butt
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November@postoctobrist5 Mar 2017
it's not COOL or HIP to be a catholic any more RT if you're not afraid to put a picture of the Blessed Virgin Mary on your timeline
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Warren Piss@themeeves15 Dec 2016
FOR GOD'S SAKE INTERNET. MY THURSDAY WANK IS THE ONE ESCAPE FROM POLITICS I GET A WEEK
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joe heenan@joeheenan4 Mar 2017
Here's that photo of William Shatner's head on a paper aeroplane you were after.
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Warren Piss@themeeves28 Feb 2017
feel sorry for aquaman like can't have a relaxin bath after work as he'll just think he's still on the clock
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Palle!@Palle_Hoffstein4 Mar 2017
A rare tweet that becomes more relevant with age. xitter.cf/realDonaldTrump/status…
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@realDonaldTrump2 Aug 2014
If you read my last number of tweets, only one opinion can be formed - that our President, and therefore "leader," is grossly incompetent!
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