@themcelposting

i glow green in the night in my room

Joined June 2020
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Put youre foot in a blender
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🎺 🐛@WikiOocJun 21
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h@preyinggOct 17
i feel like this thing
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I just read my own essay and it was so bad that it actually offended me
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contu@cxckneygirlOct 17
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emmy🗡@fortressinloveOct 16
she
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Isaac@isaacturnersongOct 15
I'm having a magic episode
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twinkmoder@twinkmoderOct 14
I keep accidentally triggering maternal instincts in middle age women by reminding them of their son with autism
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Being involuntarily physically isolated most of the time will have you excited to go to Walmart
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tried to open twitter and opened google docs instead #myacademicmind
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Being hyperfixated on a movie is liek okay well I’ve seen it.
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mrs noah dillon@shesmyboyOct 12
Her wedding dress was so beautiful and classy
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They don’t want you to Know this but you can literally just spend All your money on stuff you Don’t need
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Time@timeabuserrOct 10
This is how i stare at my professor when ive given up taking notes and am taking in the information through osmosis
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bald ann dowd@ali_siviOct 10
being gay is soooo crazy like wait i'm gay. the thing they talked about in school
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chase@_chase_____Oct 9
when i was little my dad would sometimes try to tell us scary stories and i literally could not handle it. he’d be like “there was once a man who lived in a forest” and i’d be like “please for the love of god stop talking. lock the doors”
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you can find your unread emails in gmail by searching "is:unread". but why would you do that? you don't need to read them. who even uses email in 2026. just close your eyes. everything'll be okay. it will all be over soon.
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