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Mark David

@themarkofme

Comedy People's People for People & Co

 Sydney Australia
markdavidmanagement.com.au
Joined April 2009
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Let the Sydney CBD protest go ahead and crop dust the fuckwits with vaccine. #AustraliaHasFallen my arse.
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For balance, everyone’s saddest Google search should be read out at their funeral.
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@sunriseon73 May 2020
If your work Zoom chats have become a bit of a snooze, you can now get some of Australia's top comedians to turn some a dull discussions to a barrel of laughs. @themarkofme and @Simon_Kennedy from @StandUpComedyAu explain.
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@sunriseon73 May 2020
It's good to know that if something ever happens to @kochie_online, @Simon_Kennedy can seamlessly jump in!
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Unfortunately this is the world we live in. Say anything and do anything you want. Lie endlessly in the face of enormous evidence, killing thousands and have an army of brain washed defenders support you. It's a sad precedent that my take decades to dissolve, if ever at al
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@realDonaldTrump13 Apr 2020
The @nytimes story is a Fake, just like the “paper” itself. I was criticized for moving too fast when I issued the China Ban, long before most others wanted to do so. @SecAzar told me nothing until later, and Peter Navarro memo was same as Ban (see his statements). Fake News!
I have a whole new understanding of boring as batshit and batshit crazy.
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Here’s a bunch of accounts that always make me laugh. If you’re across funny twitter you most likely follow them, if not: @bea_ker @aaronch3n @guy_mont @pleaseletmestay @deadatthewheel @FINALLEVEL @RayBadran @johncruckshank @lukeheggie @rachelaxler @david8hughes
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Hey @VirginAustralia @richardbranson time to be like Liverpool and clear the climate denying #murdochmedia trash from your lounges & flights, please you can do it #climatecrisis #smashthemurdochracy #ClimateChange #climatecriminals #ClimatePledge
Image from Julie Lawless (@juls_el_rox)
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It's pretty simple to understand we are doing things wrong. There isn't a diesel engine at the top of the world making it turn around.
Hey @HonTonyAbbott what you doing the next few weeks mate? Asking for a friend.
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To be be fair, he is right. Visit Hawaii now before it's underwater.
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Bring Tony back. It's got that bad I'm afraid.
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Hey Scrotmo, look up. I think your god is trying to tell you something. Do we actually have a government in Australia?
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A little known fact, the German Army & Panzer troops were loaded on Pervitin, it's crystal meth. It has the effect of invincibility & relieves any sense of empathy, killing any living thing, environment or joy is done with ease. Pretty sure Scott Morrison & Co are on Pervitin
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I'm hoping we all agree, Trump is a show, it's a performance, that is his core skill (possibly his only skill). Don't watch the show. Watch the production house making the program.
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I'm trying to become good looking enough to be considered funny.
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Daniel Connell - 2019 Melbourne International Comedy Festival Gala youtube.com/watch?v=7lwMP1HY…
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Dave Jory when is your next gig? We need you. Was just randomly laughing at one of your bits on a train in Tokyo.
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i'm pretty keen on buying the 379 bus route in Bondi and just driving past every single stop.
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