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maria

@themariadawn

Dog trainer, CTC, CDTI, CFFP, crafter, and Rally-O enthusiast. Lover of clean kitchens and tea. she/her 🏳️‍🌈

 British Columbia, Canada
Joined June 2010
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on october 1, 1989, our extraordinary super-powered babies were born. in 2024, they return ☂️ happy birthday brellies 🖤
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Today I found myself questioning if Toyota Corolla’s do in fact come with accelerator pedals, or if they simply roll due to momentum or gravity.
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I’ve come to the conclusion that dogs get to sleep, a lot, but humans just sort of go into power save mode between scheduled late night medication and early morning potty breaks. #NoSleepForMe
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A form asking why you’ve chose the option not to be contacted by telephone as well as email. The person has answered “I don’t like it”

ALT A form asking why you’ve chose the option not to be contacted by telephone as well as email. The person has answered “I don’t like it”

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A form asking why you’ve chose the option not to be contacted by telephone as well as email. The person has answered “I don’t like it”

ALT A form asking why you’ve chose the option not to be contacted by telephone as well as email. The person has answered “I don’t like it”

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It’s only Tuesday but I feel like it’s at least Thursday.
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England approved new legislation making it an offense for a person to attach an electronic collar to a cat or dog. IAABC is proud to share the same goals of eliminating the use of shock devices from training and behavior work. For more information visit: iaabc.org/lima
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Alright people of Twitter… Where do you browse houses for sale? All suggestions welcome.
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I already have a realtor who sends me daily updates and i check rew.ca.
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We are looking for a stand alone house, no stratas, no shared walls. Also we require a suite for my mother in law, doesn’t need to be a full legal suite, in-law suite is fine. She just needs her own space and independence.
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Hey #garmy Steve's birthday is on April 28th. How about we get his fucking fundraiser over the £70K mark? Wouldn't that be an awesome fucking birthday gift for him? I fucking think so! Help Steve recover gofund.me/406ab9d2
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Happy Easter from some dog-bunnies!
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☀️🐻 With spring approaching and bears getting active, it’s a great time to make sure everyone in your household knows how to avoid getting unwelcome attention from wildlife. Read more: ow.ly/TZ7850Nvgwc
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"Do you know the way home, Pooh?" cried Piglet. "No," said Pooh. "But there are twelve pots of honey in my cupboard, and they've been calling to me for hours. If nobody says anything except those pots, I should know where they're coming from." ~A.A.Milne #sunday #home
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CANADIAN COMIC BOOK FANS! Now YOU can get all my signed SECRET STASH PRESS books when you join the Canadian outpost of KEV’S COMICS CLUB! Thanks to our partners at @CaptcanComics you don’t have to pay crazy shipping fees from the States anymore! Sign up at captcancomics.ca/pages/kevs-…
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My podcast brother on The Ralph Report (w/ @RalphGarman) @steveashton could really use your help. Please spare a little if you can. If you’d can’t please spread the word. gofund.me/7089a58a – at Los Angeles, CA
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Anyone have recommendations for move out cleaning services, in Coquitlam? We need to get blinds and carpets cleaned as well as a general clean. Doesn’t all need to be done by the same company, just looking for good options at this point. Thanks!
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Oh Vancouver. $1.49 MILLION for 2 bedrooms?! A deal compared to the two houses I walked by yesterday, on the market for a low low $6.5 million. realtor.ca/real-estate/25359…
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