Shut up Irita. You wouldn't like that in your own saleroom #bargainhunt

With not one, not two, but seven charity appeal envelopes!

The reason so many people now do online bidding is from a fear that if they turn up in person there could be shriekers #bargainhunt @BBCBargainHunt

It's time now to introduce penalties. You lose £20 for every scream, screech or shout during the auction. #bargainhunt @BBCBargainHunt

Brooch dogs look like they're fucking #bargainhunt

£38 broken would absolutely have made more had the BBC not broken it. The insurance value doesn't always play fair for the teams. #bargainhunt

I think it's really shitty when stuff gets broken on #bargainhunt.

Fuck's sake #bargainhunt

I hate #Christmas fairs. You have to pay an entry fee for the opportunity of spending money for things. You don't have to pay Tesco for going in and buying food, or Zara for going in and buying clothes, or a garden centre for going in and buying plants.

Back in the day, people used to say Brucie could no longer cut it as presenter due to his age and should have stood down earlier. I hope those people now realise he was still doing a good job compared to the much younger Josh and Johannes #SCD #Strictly #strictlycomedancing

There are three words that every man should say to their wife every morning. "What's for dinner?"

Why are most video reviewers who've set up their own YouTube channels overweight blokes in their 30s/40s, with stubbly beards, wear black t-shirts, and look like they don't shower very often?

Canny purchase by Thomas. £20 was an absolute steal. Seller clearly unaware what he had. The condition for its age was fabulous #bargainhunt

Who the hell goes on #bargainhunt without having ever seen a previous episode with a Mouseman item?

I don't understand how a Festival of Film & TV can have so many guests on its poster that are not and have not been stars of either film or TV.

My daughter lives in #Clacton. That @drdavidbull just knocked on her door asking her if she will be voting for #Farage. She declined to answer. STOP BLOODY HOUNDING HER!!!!! She's 43 but so what? She's still my child. Outrageous. She'll now be voting @CountBinface

It's taken years, but Gary Pe has finally got the hang of this. His last three shows have seen profits for the teams and the last four his bonus buy has made money #bargainhunt

Nick Hall strikes again. He almost always gets a profit on his bonus buy. Very canny expert. #bargainhunt

That's twice lately Gary's bonus buy has done very well. Perhaps he's finally got the gist of it? #bargainhunt

Bad news folks. According to today's schedule, today's "experts" are Ben Cooper and Gary Pe. Dumb and Dumber. #bargainhunt