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The hellmouth
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confessions of a shopaholic is wildly anti-feminist but also like anti-capitalist and idk why but im enjoying watching this instead of doing my job which is also anti-capitalist of me, but ALSO a bit... is it a bit feminist? I think so.
No further questions yaw honah
Bae West retweeted
Everyone is taking about these women like the paper is from the ‘40s and they’re all dead.
This was just thirty years ago! “Femme lesbo scientist” is only 55! Go find your assertive lesbian milfs! She’s buying ham at Costco right now, unaware her old want-ad is on Twitter!
Amazing to see Jamie Lee Curtis didn’t stop playing guitar after freaky Friday
Being given Diet Pepsi when you wanted Diet Coke is like trying to pick up some smack and being giving methadone
When I was 23 I earned 26,500 a year and I could afford to live in zone 2 and go to the pub every night and go on loads of holidays
Now I’m 30 and I earn over 10k more than that and I can’t afford to share a 1 bed flat in fucking oxford and go to the pub once a week
The front camera on the iPhone 15 is so good that I now look like an aged hag. Miss the iPhone 12 and it’s soft focus, Vaseline on the lens aesthetic
It’s summer. My twitter is once again open and I started by accidentally retweeting a tweet in support of reform UK - VOTE LABOUR OR GREEN
Bae West retweeted
It’s refreshing to hear at least one politician, Nigel Farage, actually mention that we’ve gone from spending 7% of the ‘national cake’ to 11% on the NHS & the results haven’t improved.
France spends similar & gets much better outcomes.
The NHS is simply outdated. #ITVdebate
Bae West retweeted
Has anyone else noticed @Nigel_Farage keeps calling the UK budget the National Cake?
Starting a petition to rename it to this after the election. #ukgeneralelection
I hope it doesn't have a soggy bottom.
Every social media app knows I have a man in my life bc they’re all advertising fertility treatments to be.
Stop. Ur embarrassing urself.
The saddest thing that ever happened to me on Twitter is when the white pube unfollowed me and I was no longer an art ho