@thelocalreferee

level 4 referee. how did that happen?

Joined July 2022
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Things I've learned from refereeing this season 1) Goalkeepers have the best view of every offside, throw, corner and free kick no matter where it occurs on the pitch 2) 95% of people you meet are great lads. 3) 4% are melts 4) 1% are complete 🛎 🔚 s
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Theres a guy reading the bible on this train. What does he know that I dont?
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Steve the ref retweeted
Matt Fleming@m11fyfSep 19
I am looking for a ref tomorrow for a U16 game in Tilbury at 10:00 £60… does anyone know anyone that can help me out please
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Cant park there mate
Football Tweet ⚽
@FootballtweetSep 19
Another wider angle. He's just been mowed down by the pitch roller.
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This was a fantastic game to be a part of. Too much excitement for a Sunday afternoon
White Ensign FC@EnsignOfficialSep 13
FULL-TIME: White Ensign 4-3 Halstead Town
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This pitch looks absolutley lovely #gameday
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Frustrations of the electric car when theres only one charge point at the services that work and its not even one of the fast ones. Here for another half hour 🤮
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If you have to swear to be funny you must be a bit of a cunt
No Context Brits
@NoContextBritsSep 3
What’s your favourite Shakespeare quote?
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Enjoyed the game tonight. Played a cracking advantage for the first goal. Humbled by a fan who called me fatter than santa and, worse of all, not funny. The bastard On to saturday where i will try and not let the observer put me off.
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Match day. Only the 6 goals and a 97th minute equaliser last week. Hopefully in for another exciting end to end game
White Ensign FC@EnsignOfficialAug 18
UNDER THE LIGHTS. CUP NIGHT. 🏆 Just one week on from our league game with Barking, the two sides meet again but this time, there’s Essex Senior Cup progression on the line. 🏆 Essex Senior Cup 📅 Tomorrow | 7:45PM KO 📍 Burroughs Park COME ON ENSIGN! 💙🤍❤️ #UpTheEnsign
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The first of 6 games in 10 days starts today with flag waving duties in the Isthmian north. Good luck to everyone in their games today. Cant beat football at 3 on a Saturday
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First league game of the season today. Buzzing to get started. #matchday
Marcelona Football Club@Marcelona_FCAug 7
⚽️SATURDAY 8TH AUGUST 26 ⚽️ Marcelona first team welcome London Harts United @uptheharts ⚽️ View our matchday programme here: canva.link/lhqumtgujpzynto
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When people bring their own pool cue to the pub #growup
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Handsome 4th official on this game so ive been told
Southend United FC
@SUFCRootsHallJul 25
Hosting the O’s in support of @JE3Foundation ❤️
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Hilarious. Vote for Binface
The Rev. Anton Mittens 🌹👮🎓
@MittensOffJul 23
This is an absolute delight to listen to, and worth 5 minutes of anyone's time. A 94-year-old Clacton resident schools Reform UK Cllr Justin Jay out canvassing for Farage. Jay is not the brightest, claiming Farage is paying the £250k election costs, which of course is a lie.
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My mental health has been shot to pieces recently. So pleased that football is back for me. Those 90 minutes on the football pitch where I dont have the chance to think about anything else have been so important. Now to get through to Saturday
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America have America'd all over this tournament
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Frustrating having to wait over a week for payment for a game. Doing you a favour by agreeing to a bank transfer in the first place. #notcool
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Clacton election is so great now. Either Farage wins a seat he already had and can continue to be under scrutiny or he loses to a FUCKING DUSTBIN. Either way he looks a total cunt.
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Excited to be appointed to the Eastern Counties League this season. New league, new teams, fresh start. Will miss the first 2 weekends due to very exciting county 4th official appointments but I absolutely cant wait to get cracking and see what I can achieve this season
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Haha god bless the grifters
Anon Opin.
@anon_opinJul 5
It's unfair to say that tobacco companies, fossil fuel investment vehicles, crypto billionaires and Russian oligarchs can't be altruistic. Look at the millions they give to Nigel Farage, out of pure kindness, expecting nothing in return.
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