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Abs Coplin

@thelamestsally

june 7th. 254 days to Christmas.

Joined March 2012
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Downtown’s Dead but my Twitter is back to life. Thank you @SamHuntMusic 💙
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Ben Kritz@benkritz8 Jan 2020
Stars are only visible in darkness.
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do you ever lay awake at night and kind of cry because you start to miss christmas so much?
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Big Bird@BigBird11 Dec 2018
thank u, nest
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I forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Hallmark Christmas movies and then asked it to write a Hallmark Christmas movie of its own. Here is the first page.
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Me: I’m going to save my money and be responsible this month Chick-fil-A:
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@cher25 Jul 2018
Hi again
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Ben Kritz@benkritz30 Oct 2018
Neb's first attempt at dating...
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I wasn’t ready to laugh this hard
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.@_uyuyuiii22 Sep 2018
Me: hi baby My cat:
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Back at it again with the Student Council! Even though this photo doesn't represent me very well, I'll do my best to represent YOU. I'm so excited to be on Student Council this year so I can do my best for our school! #NadoNation #StudentCouncil
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I just entered @albionfit’s Spring Break Swimsuit Giveaway!! You should too! swee.ps/VsvPwgRMM
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jiil@2kJiil15 Jan 2018
my phone buzzing when my charger gets a shortage in it until I sit it a certain way to get it working again: xitter.cf/wb__larry/status/95240…
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Ben Kritz@benkritz23 Sep 2017
I lay in bed thinking about what I'm going to eat the next day.
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If anyone knows who made this we'd love to have a chat with them. We're not mad. We just want to talk.
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