Drunken idiot behind #drunkengamingš»š² Professional pour decision maker. Amateur everything else.
Kwonkopolis, Kwonkonia
Joined May 2011
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Baron von Kwonk retweeted
Stream idea: I DM a D&D one shot with ChatGPT, Claude, and Grok as the players.
The catch: every 20-30 minutes, the get progressively more ādrunkā affecting their personalities and decision-making.
By the end Iām basically trying to DM 3 āhammeredā AIs.
Would you watch this disaster?
That feeling when you are trying to write a book and your testers keep you waiting months for feedback. Itās just 6 chaptersā¦
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Being an adult is mostly about having hobbies you really enjoy but being too damn tired to do any of them.
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Sometimes doing absolutely nothing for a couple days is exactly what you needed.
Your wife will disagree.
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I have an incredible talent for turning a simple five-minute project into a to an unexpected learning experience.
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I love learning new things.
I just wish they didnāt start withā¦
āWell, apparently you canāt do that.ā
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I donāt understand people who say,
āMoney canāt buy happiness.ā
Have you ever bought a really good sandwich?
Checkmate.
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Apparently there are more rules to drinking beer on the internet than I expected.
I learn something new everyday. š
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Doing my civic duty today.
Thereās something to be said for a judicial system built entirely around mandatory participationā¦on both sides.
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Baron von Kwonk retweeted
If the DM saysā¦
āAre you sure about that?ā
ā¦you already fucked up.
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Me at 10pm:
āI should really get to bedā
Me at 12:47am:
āI wonder if penguins have knees.ā
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Baron von Kwonk retweeted
Whatās one board game youāll never turn down?
Mine changes weekly, but I can always be talked into a terrible decision.
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Every time I tell myself āIāll just play for 30 minutesā Future Me starts laughing.
In his defense, Current Me is known for questionable decisions.
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My goal isnāt to have the biggest gaming community.
Just the one where everyone feels comfortable pulling up a chair, grabbing a drink, rilling some dice, and talk trash for a while.
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#drunkengaming
Baron von Kwonk retweeted
My toxic trait is thinking:
āI can definitely finish this quest before bedā
Narrator: He could not.
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I started an OnlyFans to make people laugh.
Which means my business model depends entirely on my ability to make poor decisions in public.
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I did what to that cream pie?!
10/10 would do it again!
onlyfans.com/hashtagdrunkengā¦
