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Keymon

@thekeymon
 London, UK
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Joined September 2010
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Replying to @rickygervais
Amazing @rickygervais such a beautiful scene. It’s such a difficult thing to get right… I know you are super busy but we made a short covering the same thing a few years back called ‘Ruth’ youtu.be/W4tm797r-4c
Challenge TRINITY: Ruth - Short Film

Challenge TRINITY: Ruth - Short Film

Ruth, an elderly lady with dementia, becomes lost within her own ho...

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Confluent is hiring! As always :) Apply for our role as "Cloud Infrastructure Software Engineer" and be part of building the core of our cloud offering. Openings for Spain (remote) and UK (remote or not): - Spain: careers.confluent.io/job-des… - UK: careers.confluent.io/job-des…
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If you know me, you would know I am a cynical moaner... but I can 100% recommend this one! Ofc, there is stuff to improve and a lot to build, like everywhere, but that is why we want you! :-D
Johnny Mnemonic was set in the future of 2021. Just saying. youtu.be/Uwl5MBzTCRQ
I surprised myself, I just coded Mandelbrot set using jq! gist.github.com/keymon/47a67… This is geek
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Inspired on the version in C++ from gist.github.com/jjimenezshaw… by @jjimenez
Mandelbrot Set in asciiart in 15 lines

Mandelbrot Set in asciiart in 15 lines

Mandelbrot Set in asciiart in 15 lines. GitHub Gist: instantly share code, notes, and snippets.

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Due some reason my version just mirrors the image on the X axis, not sure why? 🙄🤷‍♂️
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1. A quick reflection on Confluent's IPO today and the journey so far (a thread!).
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Six years ago we built an entirely new data infrastructure to set #datainmotion. Our journey is built on the passion, energy, and dedication of our team, community, customers, and partners. We’re here because of you, THANK YOU! ow.ly/sLKb50FhPiY #ConfluentIPO
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what could go wrong with a simple kubectl apply -f @memenetes
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In all my professional experience, I always found the most difficult thing to scale and to refactor is not the software, but the people writing/working with that software.
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Replying to @jfrog
@jfrog Are you down? my company domain returns a NGINX default forbidden page. jfrog.io the same
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Replying to @INGDirectSpain
@INGDirectSpain @INGDIRECTes_att llevo usando ING desde que abrió. Pero ahora me encuentro que se penaliza a los clientes más antiguos, porque no permiten abrir más de 5 cuentas incluyendo las canceladas hace años! No solución es la politica de empresa.
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Es decir, un usuario con más entigüedad, va poco a poco perdiendo "slots" a medida que usa el banco. Un usuario nuevo, puede crear las 5 cuentas.
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Además, si la única forma de eliminar cotitulares es cerrando la cuenta, pues estás apañado. Tu tiempo de uso de ING está contado y es limitado. No lo entiendo.
Got an alert storm from all our @Azure k8s AKS and all the services. DNS resolution errors and Azure status says nothing :(
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Seems to be recovered now.
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Just got a call from Azure support confirming the outage, that should be fixed and they will send a RCA
Replying to @Renfe
@Renfe ....
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jajaja, si pones renfe.com/index.html te reenvia a renfe.com/es/es y eso funciona
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@renfe es que de verdad... siempre que intento usar vuestra página son problemas 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Algún día...
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