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I excel at parallel parking. Director of Marketing and Development @centre_square. Previously: @drayton_theatre and @talenthouseca.

Joined March 2009
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I take it back. THIS is the greatest closing argument ever.
Trump: "We're giving serious thought to changing the name to the Trump Reflecting Pool"
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When Monster Mash comes on this Halloween, just remember: The guy who sang it looked like this the entire time 👀
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If he keeps saying things like that, it will become impossible for Canadians to pay for their own drinks in any bar in the democratic world.
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In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions may be made to: Johns Hopkins Alzheimer’s Disease Research Center Fund    alzresearch.org/giving/ Alzheimer’s Foundation of America Caregiver Resources     alzfdn.org/donate/ Photo Credit: Tommy Garcia
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Met some of the beer league teammates at the Wild Wing at the rink here in Toronto. World Series on. Monday Night Football on. Bar can’t get Leafs-Flames. Six pad arena that has easier access to out-of-market pro football and pro baseball than the local pro hockey team. Tables keep asking for it, bartenders keep scrolling through their huge cable package. No dice. The NHL should view this as a big problem for the sport.
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One of the most interesting things about You Can See Everything is that it’s made people want to talk to each other about it. People in my theater were literally exclaiming what they thought at various points,and one of my aunts told me her biggest regret was that she should have gotten a group of friends to see it together and then out for dinner or drinks after to discuss it. When was the last time a movie did that for people?
Elizabeth Holmes' handwritten notes to herself from her Theranos days. These notes exude authenticity and warmth. This is not a person who treats herself as an instrument to be optimally calibrated for power, status, and influence: robkhenderson.com/p/a-guilty…
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OBAMA: The big trade war he's starting now is with that well-known evil empire: Canada. These are the people who gave us maple syrup and Martin Short.
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Elon has made massive political mistakes and now pays the price. I've said many times that he should stop all political activities and attempts to influence policy be it national or internationally and focus on his companies, which undoubtedly offer great products and services. Elon Musk is a genius as an entrepreneur and inventor, but he has never understood history or the basics of politics and has caused massive damage through his interference and actions. SpaceX is already suffering badly as a result.
Canada announces: Telesat, homegrown satellites, will be expanded and Starlink usage will soon be removed. This is what every country on earth should do asap.
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I think these kids may be onto something here
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This puts your life into perspective.
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Where were you 10 years ago? Nice work @johnternus!
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Mark Carney is a world leader. Canada is awesome.
Zelenskyy calling Carney first to discuss Trump's latest dumbass announcement before responding publicly is so underrated.
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Another way to think about Trump announcement today: If he increased US diesel imports from Canada by 4%, he would gain as much fuel as from this Russia deal. But the Canadians are global super-villains, so who wants to buy from them when you could enrich Putin instead?
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On this day in 1998, a five-year-old Ariana Grande was struck by a puck at the @FlaPanthers' season opener, becoming the first person to be hit by a puck in the team’s new arena. That same game her parents won an auction for her to ride the Zamboni #Hockey365 #TimeToHunt
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did a dog write this
A surprising new study finds that people who sleep near their dogs don’t experience disrupted sleep. If anything, the University of Toronto researchers discovered, we humans are the ones disturbing our dogs’ sleep. nbcnews.com/health/health-ne…
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Elon, please stop with comments like these. Your lawyers are literally in court right now fighting Tesla’s getting kicked out of Manitoba’s EV rebate program over your previous comments. This does nothing to help anyone and only ends up hurting Tesla and its customers.
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David Zaslav after handing Warner Bros. over to David Ellison
Digger.... >Needed to make close to $40m in its opening weekend to justify its budget >Made $8m domestically >Reportedly has a break-even point north of $300m >May end up costing the studio $150m (per Variety)
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There are moments when changing your mind is not weakness. It's evidence that new information reached you.
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It’s Saturday night in Canada and the first weekend of the NHL season and the CBC is showing the super60 cricket league. Imagine.
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