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full-stack man, made in america. computers are my life 🇺🇸🇵🇱

Gdańsk, Polska
Joined April 2022
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finally after all these years I am unironically vibe coding a todo list app. alpha decay my ass
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A person on a network is both a subject and object of persuasion. But an AI on a network is only a subject, not an object. The value of a network is proportional to the objects of persuasion, so an automated node contributes no network value.
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your every vice is another man's sales funnel
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building software is now a chess game where you put high stakes bets on either retard moves or autist moves
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If you love AI, and want people to love it too, your job is to find something to do with it that is neither toxic nor predatory.
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listening to Carmina Burana and doing logins. gotta loginmax
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tryna draw claude
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I forgot to ink the line for the neck hole but if I can’t say “the king of France is bald” I can’t say claude code has a neck hole on his shirt
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chess is easy because sword fighting is solved. you just tell the knight "go there" and he just goes and like does the job. you literally dont have to do any stabbing at all. stabbing is over
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xitter.cf/GOP__Ls/status/2117634… dems: if Trump wins we’ll move to canada trump: if they win I’ll move to israel Whoever loses we win
🚨 BREAKING: Trump’s closing message on election day: “I'm at 99% approval rating in Israel. If people get tired of me in the US, I'll move to Israel and become Prime Minister.”
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Modern life is a choke hold that never ends
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bros selling ai be like
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An AI can become conscious provided that both it has the proper equipment and God has decided it suits his plans.
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Papież był Polakiem kiedyś! Wiedziałeś ??? Papież był Polakiem
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xitter.cf/donaldtusk/status/2116… dziunia jesteś pijana władzą
Albo wyprowadzicie ich za rok parlamentu, albo oni wyprowadzą nas z Unii Europejskiej.
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copilot stop those mean hackers. no mistakes
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Hosomaki is Japanese for shrinkflation
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xitter.cf/LundukeJournal/status/… In a sucker economy, you vibe code a secure communication product. No testing allowed! You would need a critical mass of suckers for this to be sustainable, but thankfully, we have that critical mass.
What on Earth is happening at @ProtonPrivacy? Near as I can tell, this is the order of events: - @404mediaco reported that Proton’s CEO, @andyyen, wants his company to move more development to using AI. - This made several people very cranky, including 404 Media (who have a strong anti-AI stance) and some of the Proton employees. - 404 Media then followed up with another piece claiming sources within Proton say that “The CEO is in full AI psychosis,” and that the company is having financial difficulties. - Now Proton admins appear to say, “It hasn’t been the best couple of days” and that “right now we need to focus on listening to our employees … they’re the ones who are impacted the most.”
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xitter.cf/LayoffAI/status/211587… Cancel your proton. When you have the little form where you can write in the reason, put “loser thinking”. I’ll do mine this weekend.
PROTON SAYS 2026 IS ITS LAST YEAR HIRING ENGINEERS Proton is the Swiss company behind Proton Mail and Proton VPN. It sells privacy as the alternative to Big Tech. CEO Andy Yen wrote it to staff in Slack: "This will be the last year that we hire engineers." Starting next year, he said, Proton hires product managers to build things with AI. The CTO says AI wrote 90% of Proton's code in October, and a staffer who asked for security testing was told it was "loser thinking." Employees now face re-interviews on their AI use. An internal document says Proton is behind its revenue target and calls the company "underperforming." 🤔
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