@thejackiedutton
 East Coast, USA
Joined April 2021
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Did Lane Kiffin leave his dog in Oxford, MS?! Or is the ownership of @JuiceKiffin a lie that got out of hand?
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Is it actually called the “witching hour” because YOU become a witch when everyone is on your last god damn nerve?
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linta
@lint_aaOct 20
Dear bra companies, I am BEGGING you to stop making bras with removable pads. 😭 Nobody wants to spend 10 minutes trying to shove a folded-up triangle back into a tiny hole after laundry day. WE ARE TIRED.
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Anybody who watched the airdrop era where poors in Malaysia immediately printed red candles after receiving tokens knows how this is going to go.
Elon Musk
@elonmuskOct 19
Next year, I will give one of my SpaceX shares to every kid in America. This will be the first of many.
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Ryan
@tslrynOct 17
Elon built something real without taking a cent from you. Newsom spent a fortune of your money and still can’t show you a working railroad. One of these things is an achievement. The other is a scam.
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Replying to @LangmanVince
everyone's a fuckin rollercoaster safety engineer all the sudden
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Can we let Ai referee the games instead?
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LOL I bet they do!
Remarks
@remarksOct 5
JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US boomers overwhelmingly support higher taxes on younger workers to maintain current Social Security benefits, poll shows.
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Anybody want to explain how COCONUT ended up in GERMAN Chocolate Cake? When have you ever seen a COCONUT TREE in GERMANY.
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I want to know what generation of women are doing this shit. GenX? Millenials? Or just an array of mental illness across many different ages?
Rebecca 📖
@willowsbytheseaSep 19
Listening to two ladies talk about their sons’ food proclivities. “I paid mine $5 to try bacon” “Mine will eat butter noodles. He’s 12 and just tried his first burger.” “Oh mine would never touch noodles, he only eats crunchy foods.” We are training a generation to be utterly neurotic and demanding. It’s actually quite demoralizing how common this is.
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I’ve decided I’m done using “lol” to soften the blow. I said what I said.
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I don’t trust anyone buying cold foam at the grocery store. You’re paying for flat whipped cream.
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Any Safemoon or Saitama victims want to enter the chat?
Jenn🛡️
@Queen1CryptoSep 7
Replying to @Mr_Lightspeed
Don’t trust undoxxed founders/devs
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What ticker do you think they were gonna use?
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Saitama dev Manny The Hitman is COOKED This article from Reuters Mfer cashed TWENTY MILLION?! What about Crypto Noah he got 40 mil Aussie Rob got 100 mill Nam got 15 and he’s up next 😬
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NEW: Dr. Fauci was concerned in January 2021 that the second dose of the COVID shot “theoretically could be associated with miscarriage in the 1st trimester.”   @SenRandPaul and I released the texts between Anthony Fauci, Rochelle Walensky, and Vivek Murthy below.   While I’ve been conducting oversight for years, now that we have the documents and Fauci’s government-issued phone, my investigation has only just begun.
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I remember people being mad that Daniel Craig was blonde. So this should go over super well.
Polymarket
@PolymarketAug 9
JUST IN: James Bond producer Amy Pascal reveals the next 007 actor will offer a “really different” take on the character.
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You can in fact feed your family of 5 for $11.71 without having to result to ultra processed prepared food… Www.planyourmeals.org - it’s free.
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Why is everything fear-porn?
Polymarket
@PolymarketAug 5
JUST IN: Meteorologist warns the coming “Super El Niño” could be the strongest in 500 to 1,000 years.
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This is a fact. A “Dram Shop Law” and bartenders are trained to evaluate how drunk someone is before serving them each time. If only a judge could tell by someone’s repeated criminal history their likelihood of re-offending… oh wait.
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@C_3C_3Aug 4
There are 42 states that hold Bartenders and Waiters accountable if the customers they over serve kill someone but 0 states that hold Judges and Parole Boards accountable if the criminals they release kill someone. Insane.
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I can't keep my BTC on centralized exchanges because they might go bankrupt or freeze withdrawals. I can't keep my BTC in hot software wallets because my laptop might get hacked. I can't keep my BTC in cold hardware wallets because there could be a bug on the manufacturer's side that exposes my seed phrase. I can't deploy my BTC in DeFi because there's like a new eight-figure hack every month. So where am I supposed to keep my BTC?
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