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Don’t hassle me I’m local. views are my own.

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Joined June 2009
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So I recently badgered my cinematographer @steveyedlin into making my ideal iPhone still camera app. It shoots RAW, bypasses the iPhone's look processing and instead uses the same image processing we use on our movies. apps.apple.com/app/apple-sto…
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Turnstile is, in 2026, the world’s biggest hardcore punk band by almost any measure. Despite announcing the Washington Monument show two weeks earlier, organizers estimated that the benefit concert drew around 60,000 people. wapo.st/3VUeFTc
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I want the chiefs to have Luther Burden.
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Max Goof retweeted
LUTHER BURDEN III IS A PROBLEM.
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Replying to @unusual_whales
an economy that requires people to borrow against their future just to survive the present is running out of road
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The Crunchwrap supreme, is that farm to table? Excellent. Excellent. And the Baja Blast, is that locally sourced? Beautiful, great. We’ll have both for the table.
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Austin Simmons is playing nervy
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Dennis Gates keeping it real at SEC Media Day 😳 "I'm excited about finishing a lot higher in the SEC, with a budget that is not resembling anything close to my counterparts. That's coaching."
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I need a @NoahKahan and @KaceyMusgraves All Them Horses and Divorces official mash up
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Can’t sleep on student newspapers. A few years ago Stanford’s president had to resign because of a freshman’s reporting
THE CORNELL R@PISTS STORY WAS BROKEN BY THE STUDENT NEWSPAPER????
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Austin Simmons has gotta spread the ball around.
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The kiss of death...
#Giants QB Jaxson Dart suffered a knee injury last night that was worse than anticipated, sources told me and @MikeGarafolo after the MRI. He’s out an extended period of time, possibly the season.
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Max Goof retweeted
Drew Lock in 2026 - 422 yards - 4 TDs - 0 INTs - 127.3 passer rating - 72.9% completion percentage - 2-0 record
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Good Lord Missouri.
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Mizzou should never play Troy again. The flags are ROUGH
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The last 6 weeks of my life have been a nightmare I’m praying to wake up from. Everything felt heavy, unclear, and like it was falling apart at the same time. I wouldn’t wish this season on anyone. The unexpected gift in the middle of it is that I’ve had nowhere to hide. I’ve had time to sit with myself, do real self-reflection, and finally see the areas of my life that need work if I want to become a better version of me. Not the polished version I show the world...the actual one. I read that sometimes hitting rock bottom is the thing that wakes you up. It forces the changes you needed to make all along so you can live the best life possible. That idea has been sitting with me. In five years I believe I’ll look back at this exact low point and feel grateful for it, because the high I’ll be standing on then only exists because I went through this. This isn’t the end of the story. It’s the part where I start doing the work...the uncomfortable, unglamorous, necessary work. I’m choosing to treat this season as the foundation, not the finish line. If you’re in a low place right now too, you’re not broken. You’re being rebuilt. Let's keep going! – at Belmont, NC
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These national cheeseburger day deals SUCK. Do better America.
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I believe 16 #Mizzou former players recorded snaps in Week 1 of the 2026 NFL regular season. Drew Lock, Josiah Trotter, Nick Bolton and Luther Burden III highlight the first week. Here’s how MU performed in the NFL this week ⬇️ rockm.plus/forums/threads/mi…
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since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms no checks have been issued
Trump: "If the Republicans win the House of Representatives and the United States Senate...I will issue a dividend to every adult citizen in the United States of America for $5,000."
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