@thegoetz

Twitter ninja.

 San Antonio, TX
Joined May 2012
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David Goetz retweeted
Chuck Thier@creiht16 Aug 2017
Very excited that the Hummingbird now passes #openstack swift functional tests.
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You can't tell, but I'm game of thronesing this whole situation. #openstack
#openstack keynotes are great, they give me a chance to just zone out and soak in the buzzwords.
David Goetz retweeted
Michael Barton@redbo10 Mar 2016
Benchmarks while switching a large swift installation to hummingbird. Small object PUT/s left, GET/s right.
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Making OpenStack-Powered Rackspace Cloud Files Buzz With Hummingbird blog.rackspace.com/making-op…
"I want to pet your mustache." "It's not a pet, it's a wild animal!"
At least someone admits that #openstack summit votes are just for show: "We never looked at the public votes..." maffulli.net/2015/08/31/how-…
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It's not *really* lying.
Don't miss my talk in #OpenStack Tokyo! "OMG Objects! the (un)scaly underbelly of Openstack Swift" sched.co/49yL
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This one weird trick dramatically improved my replicator handoff removal rates
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I feel right at home with all the openstack people who enjoy looking for reasons to be angry. Grr!
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"Oh, I don't really golf..."
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Front rowin' it at the #openstack swift midcycle hackathon!
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Hope everyone enjoyed national rootbeer float day!
Vote for my #openstack talks, just like this super cool unicorn did! openstack.org/summit/tokyo-2… openstack.org/summit/tokyo-2…
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Came this close to winning the skinny white guy contest
Any suggestions for a record player I can keep on my desk at work?
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I know, I know, I'm already looking into commissioning a flamethrower guitar
Looking to start up a cricket league, dm if interested.
ENJOYING MY NEW HEADPHONES i.imgur.com/DNMNdbQ.jpg
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