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Oh she can cook?

like fuck do I just put the cheese sauce in a bowl it doesn’t seem right i never do the mac first bc I always make too much sauce so I always gotta like plan ahead

making mac and cheese and then realising there’s only one pot (after making the cheese sauce) is like a solid metaphor for how my life is panning out atm

God what the fuck

Me :/

I really wanna fyck this dude and I don’t like that!!!!! No thanks!!! I just wNt to be a happy lesbian but NOOOOOO !!!

Me walking into the bottle-o; uh yeah I need your cheapest bottle of red and please kill me if you can

I need an entire bottle of wine and a swift slap in the face

Anyone else want to be held in Arthur Morgan’s strong arms this evening

Drunk girl in the bathroom told me I had good energy wholesome way to start the new year

Anyone else like in the mood for a fat cuddle

I just ordered ice cream on Uber eats

might get fancy and make some baked beans on toast ..... we wildin

lowkey really gonna just sit outside in the heat, eat some mac and cheese probably, thrive, get a tan, listen to mitski, heal,

is that depressing or is that normal please respond all 3 of my followers

I got invited to my brothers girlfriends family dinner and I’m just lowkey like hmmm would rather spend w my Real Squad Fam

not doing anything on Christmas Day im just sitting around probably gonna play fortnite w Mac listen my priorities are stellar