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no mourners. no funerals.

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Joined March 2012
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Hollywood stylists have selected Zendaya’s look from ‘THE ODYSSEY’ premiere as the best celebrity look of 2026. (hollywoodreporter.com/galler…)
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the concept of “i didnt see you there” being applied to 6,2ft 200 pounds clifford the big bisexual golden retriever is crazy
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js fuck it out u guys no need for all that
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america today
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Remember, Halloween isn’t until tomorrow. If you go out tonight and see a vampire or skeleton, you shoot them with a gun.
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misha’s delivery is SO good how can you not laugh
언제쯤 이거에 안웃게될까
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BUCK'S FACE WHEN EDDIE ACTUALLY LEFT???? HEY BUCK DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULDN'T BE SO CRAZY???
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Fox: Why are you here this morning? Trump rally attendee: Well, in the late 70s, I was a little too young to go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.
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Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato recreate the poster for ‘Princess Protection Program.’
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buck being the only one to notice that eddie is missing and then completely losing his breath when he saw eddie bleeding out in the elevator.. they Need to bring up eddie’s stabbing again
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every time harrison butker misses a field goal a woman becomes an astro physicist
FG attempt is short and the Seahawks maintain their 10-point lead. KCvsSEA on NBC/Peacock Stream on @NFLPlus
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LITERALLY INSANE
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PERIOD.
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A buzzy Buddie moment that isn’t talked about enough
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look how they massacred my boy
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sorry i can't go, it gets dark by 5pm & i have astigmatism
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My date of birth feels like a celebrity to me. Whenever I see it written somewhere random, like on a movie poster or a milk carton, I'm like omg there she is! Ugh, she looks great :)
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ARMS
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vocês NUNCA vão entender o que foi o josh em surviving summer servindo yearning, surf e um piercing no septo
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