@theemb
 Toronto, Ontario
Joined March 2009
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.@sammyguevara Happy Birthday brotha!
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Yo @sammyguevara First thing I had to do in #FightForever was put the strap where it belongs!
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That line about the Reds having a Matt Carpenter patch on their jerseys is the best thing I’ve heard all day. Well played @RealMichaelKay
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.@PJHughes45 Congrats to the Bolts for beating my Leafs. Donation made as promised. Best of luck on the 3 peat!
How come handbaskets only go in the direction of hell? Feels like a versatile item. Shout out to all the handbaskets out there going to heaven. I see you, heaven-bound handbaskets. You are seen and loved and whatnot.
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It’s Wednesday. You know what that means #RIPBrodieLee
Time spent getting even would be better spent trying to get ahead. – John Wooden
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RBG's about to visit Trump's ass like Jacob Marley. "A Covid Carol" and whatnot.
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Yo' momma's so stupid she installed a dictator thinkin' she was drainin' some damn swamp.
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“Believe that you can, as an individual you can change the world; because your words and actions resonate out eternal” -Evan Tanner
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#ripkamala
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You got any kinda mask, wear it! Medical mask, hockey mask, Scooby Doo mask. Hell, got a DVD of The Mask with Jim Carrey or a VHS of Mask where the Elephant Man makes out with that blind girl and whatnot? Tape that shit on your face! Keep yo' droplets in yo' mouf!!!
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Amazing! He sure eats a lot for a dead guy...
Well look what came in the mail today. Thanks @sammyguevara!
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R.I.P. Don Larsen
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Someone call the Gendarmes! @IAmJericho @sammyguevara #SammyAndChris
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Well that was fun #actuallynoitwasnot Also, I’m fine
At long last my new @sammyguevara and #INNERCIRCLE tees have arrived. Luckily the mailman only received 2nd degree burns delivering #thehottestmerchinthegame #ShopAEW
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