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Jouta Kujo at ya service! hmu if ya love video goes! (pfp by zapper-awe on tumblr)

Joined September 2025
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'𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓮𝓼 𝓵𝓸𝓿𝓮 𝓶𝓮!' 𝙵𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 𝚌𝚑𝚒𝚕𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝙹𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚘 𝙺𝚞𝚓𝚘 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝙽𝚘𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚔𝚒 𝙺𝚊𝚔𝚢𝚘𝚒𝚗. 𝙹𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚊. 𝙺𝚞𝚓𝚘. 𝚠𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚞𝚙 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝙹𝚘𝚞𝚝𝚊, 𝙹𝚘𝚝𝚊𝚛𝚘 𝚒𝚜 𝚌𝚞𝚌𝚔.
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Don’t let em shit on you home fry
A hawk has been diagnosed as "too fat" to fly after eating too many free-range chickens She weighed over 910g after feasting on a "buffet" and spending too much time sleeping
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I was a vampire bat for Halloween and I saw a balloon
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You got L Rizz
ㅤ shut up . ㅤ
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Hard to read
Replying to @dontmakeme0RA
ㅤ ew to you dressing as d*o , not ew to you being naked . . . you can get naked if you want . . . or don't . . . it's up to you , of course . not that I'm encouraging it but I'm not discouraging it either I mean I'll always support you .💧 ㅤ
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Aren’t you medicated?
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Touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me I wanna be dirttyyyyy
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//I imagine Jouta looking a little uncanny valley, due to his egg birth, it seems like he’s not completely human. His face and body are “too perfect” as in there’s no flaws and he’s perfectly symmetrical. I think he’d look like this doll, albeit more less waxy and fake.
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//Like he’s been perfectly manufactured. He also doesn’t have a belly button at all, he’s almost like a statue, too even and perfect. Sculptures are used a lot in Jojo artwork and design, and that’s what my goal kinda is
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“Na-na-ne-na-boo-boo!! You’re weird, chump!” [Jouta sneezed loudly, and aggressively. He blinked, but it was odd, it was one eye at a time and with that.. his eyes look a little glossy, like a dolls.
Replying to @idiivrn
ㅤ ㅤ someone else but not on her. ㅤㅤ “ ㅤ You’re so weird. ㅤ
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And his entire face looked off, uncanny almost. It was too perfect, too symmetrical like he was manufactured in a lab to be completely symmetrical with absolutely zero indication of faults on his face. It was creepy. He was like a living doll, a human mannequin.
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I guess it’s a bizarre trait from being hatched from an egg sent by angels..] “Alright buddy, I want you to stay away from Jolyne not because I wanna protect her- god no. It’s because I don’t like you in general alright? Like look at you.. I mean- come on man.”
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Knee deep in the passenger seat and you’re
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Sell Jotaro into slavery
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She thinks she’s hot shit 😂 😂
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STOP THERE AND LET ME CORRECT ITTTT I WANNA LIVE LFOE FROM A NEW PERPSPECTOCDEE
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“Holy simp… get a load of this fucking guy? Also, peep the birthmark stank breath!” [He turned around, showing off his cracked birth mark] “It’s cracked cuz I was hatched from an egg… don’t ask 💧.”
Replying to @idiivrn
ㅤ ㅤㅤ “ ㅤ And no, you're not cuter than her. She's cute in every way, and she's also a woman who ACTUALLY knows how to think, unlike you, whose brain seems to be somewhere else entirely, not in your head, when you show up. ㅤ
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