lord don’t transfer me now

Austin, TX
Joined February 2009
3 teams in 8 months and probably out of the league now. In his time here, Sochan was regularly spotted galavanting all over San Antonio, living his best life, instead of putting work into his game. So many of you gave me endless amounts of crap for my posts about it. And then, he arrogantly smokes a cigar, while shirtless, in our gym after The Knicks won the chip, as if he had ANYTHING at all to do with it, and the Sochan Stans were still telling me I didn’t know ball lol All of you can take your “Sochan Apology Forms” and shove em all the way up your ass. Feel free, however, to sign a Fake RC apology form. And then shove that one up your ass too
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I appreciate all the internet doctors trying to diagnose and help, but I'm in the best hands. So everyone can relax now 😄🙏🏼 and I don’t have hiv or aids.
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"My take on the Jameis Winston experience is that I am called to be the light of the world and salt of Earth." - Jameis Winston
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never heard of any of these, sorry
You have to live in one of these cities for the rest of your life. Which one are you picking?
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We are minutes away from first pitch at Shea Stadium. Game 1 of the NLCS between the Cardinals and Mets is just about to get underway!
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i love my team
Entering today, the New York Giants were 0-230 since 1970 when trailing by 14+ points in the final 8 minutes of regulation. They're now 0-230-1.
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Bernie Mac's DJ keeps playing a 440Hz pure sine tone
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Cam’ron
Are there any actors who have ever actually put out good music?
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why she in a post-game interview
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In honor of being 11 days out from the Knicks’ championship defense beginning, here’s #11 dropping 45 in the Finals clinching victory
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that’s the good shit
George Pickens and Jerry Jones upset
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James Dolan wants to cause me problems but I have mental fortitude
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Four batters into Rays 1st inning, the Yankees have 3 errors. Very early-season Mets of them. 1-0 Rays.
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Marc Spears calls out the Knicks “I know the championship kinda cleans a lot of stuff, [but] they’re still the Knicks. Let’s not forget the past.” 😬 (Via @ESPNNBA )
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Taylor Swift crashes Dakota Johnson’s ‘SNL’ monologue: ‘My literal therapist’ trib.al/fkwafzX
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Bada bing bada boom Mr. Worldwide as I step in the room
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I saw a girl texting a Chris Brown AI chat bot in the Emergency Room
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sorry to add a comp but it's true
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thought this was @20YearsAgoSport
Isiah Thomas is back The former Knicks coach & president has been appointed to the board of the Knicks Thomas will join the board of directors when the Knicks become a standalone public company the first week of the season
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