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SS Kokome

@thee_simon

An analyst by day, a teacher at heart. I do MMA sometimes. Just here to read the comments. Occasionally, like and retweet good tweets. @Arsenal @orlandopirates

 Cape Town, South Africa
Joined March 2013
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SS Kokome retweeted
Arsenal (@Arsenal) profile picture
Arsenal
@ArsenalMay 19
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.
The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

ALT The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

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The fans have started buying their own cups
Chebet. (@Kriisstie_M) profile pictureChebet.@Kriisstie_M28 Oct 2025
She’s here and she’s perfect 🥰
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⚽️ 90+5' APPOOOOOOLLLLISSSSS!!! 🥅 @orlandopirates 3 - 0 @fcsteloilupopo [Agg: 3 - 3] ⚫⚪🔴⭐ #MatchDay #TotalEnergiesCAFCL #OrlandoPirates #OnceAlways
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Ayy being broke. I thought this was Mogodu
Sosa✧. (@vvsosa) profile pictureSosa✧.
@vvsosa4 Oct 2025
Chief keef showing off his jewelry
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SS Kokome retweeted
Hlovo (@hlovo_) profile picture
Hlovo
@hlovo_7 Jul 2025
That’s how you raise losers
IntelliGENT♠️ (@MarvinJMaludda) profile pictureIntelliGENT♠️@MarvinJMaludda6 Jul 2025
When playing with children, let them win.
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SS Kokome retweeted
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.@TGM_0078 Jan 2025
the child will not only be school wise but street-wise too 🫡
Caroline (@Carolinerathabe) profile pictureCaroline@Carolinerathabe8 Jan 2025
Done covering the books, a di bulwe dikolo
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SS Kokome retweeted
Qhagaros (@ClixWell) profile picture
Qhagaros@ClixWell8 Jan 2025
Stop avoiding your banking app. Go look at what you’ve done.
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"Sorry man, I really wish I could help you hey" Practicing 🤣🤣
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Whattt😱 21 cars! They could've gave me a car!🤣
Naija (@Naija_PR) profile pictureNaija
@Naija_PR27 Nov 2024
Nigerian Customs has intercepted 21 vehicles stolen from Canada in Lagos and Rivers Ports
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Azishe grootman 🙏🏾
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NandosSA (@NandosSA) profile pictureNandosSA
@NandosSA25 Nov 2024
Yi 25, Bafethu! Drop a screenshot of your #Nandos cart—who knows, I might just step in as your Blesser for the day! 😏💳
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SS Kokome retweeted
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Micky Jnr
@MickyJnr__5 Oct 2024
I am about going to bed and decided to check one more time. Wow, Ronwen Williams is now on 20.0% — this is incredible. ❤️🌍✨🧤 Don’t forget guys, we have a target to remove E. Martinez from the 2nd position by tomorrow morning and take it from there. It’s possible, let’s keep voting. Let your wife, girlfriend, husband, boyfriend, siblings, kids, aunts, uncles, bosses, colleagues, mates, friends etc all vote. Vote for him using this link: lequipe.fr/en/special/select… Vote and share the link. 🔗 #AfricanFootball #ballondor #yachinetrophy
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Arsenal (@Arsenal) profile picture
Arsenal
@Arsenal15 Sep 2024
Reigning victorious on derby day 🤩
Full Time: Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 Arsenal

ALT Full Time: Tottenham Hotspur 0-1 Arsenal

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A weekend spent doing nothing is a weekend well spent
💫 (@itxLilyana) profile picture💫@itxLilyana6 May 2024
What level of adulting have you reached??
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Bachman🍥@Kaygoo_14 Sep 2024
Yah no o di gatile my sister
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Image from Cape Town, Bru /\/¯¯¯¯¯\/ (@CapeTown_Bru)
GLITCHED (@_GLITCHED_) profile pictureGLITCHED
@_GLITCHED_22 Aug 2024
A new Anaconda movie is in the works with Paul Rudd and Jack Black tinyurl.com/3znajv63
New Anaconda Movie in The Works With Paul Rudd and Jack Black

New Anaconda Movie in The Works With Paul Rudd and Jack Black

A new Anaconda movie starring Jack Black and Paul Rudd is reportedly in the works at Columbia Pictures.

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Tunde Onakoya (@Tunde_OD) profile pictureTunde Onakoya
@Tunde_OD17 Aug 2024
Can the photoshop legends help take out the plastic bottle🙏🏾
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I give up on you guys 🤦🏾‍♂️😂
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"Confirm you're not a robot" Why would a Robot apply for NSFAS ? 🤦‍♂️
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i remember seeing a tweet that said someone in lesotho probably thinks chad le clos is two different people 😭
Rory Petzer (@RoryPetzer) profile pictureRory Petzer
@RoryPetzer31 Jul 2024
Twelve years ago today. ❤️❤️❤️🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦
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