Fueled by sunshine. ☀️ Growth Engineering for @microsoft @Azure. I love summer 🚤, singletrack 🚲, and Sam💑.

Durango, CO
Joined October 2012
TFW you come back from holiday break after you close all your tabs, install all your updates, and clean up your files before shutting down. #lost #wheredidiputthat #halp
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All storms from here on out will be measured by “how many BeeGees did it snow?”
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Deidre Morrison retweeted
DYING to know what this car’s honks sound like
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Just had a brilliant idea. I’m going to update my resume, but instead of using text descriptions for my roles, I’m going to just make a gallery of GIFs. This idea was inspired by today’s mood:
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I’m 7 days into the month of October and I haven’t had a SINGLE piece of candy corn. This makes me incredibly sad, but also excited because when I do buy a bag, I can make up for lost time in one sitting.
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gooooob morning. i think. with the right amount of peanut butter. today could go well
Everyone in Boulder today:
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My favorite time of year 🍁🌾🍂
It's #ServerlessSeptember Follow along by searching for it on dev.to @ThePracticalDev Just enter ServerlessSeptember in the search and you will find all the articles @jansche @editingemily @simona_cotin @John_Papa
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Anyone have a Casper mattress? Thoughts/reviews?
Life tip: PB&J sandwiches never get old if you switch up the flavor of jelly from time to time.
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Just got offered a free extra shot in my latte. If you need me, I’ll be bouncing off the walls the rest of the day. 💥😳🌀 Note: this probably isn’t a big deal for most people, but I only get one coffee every 2 months or so.
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Really could’ve used a lemonade on that ride. Where the little entrepreneurs at?!? 🍋
That is a mood right there.
today. i’m going to lie on the porch. with my front paws hanging off the top stair. and when the sun breaks through the trees. i will squint and smile. and become marginally toastier
I’m not gonna lie. I went to Michael’s today, and seeing all the Fall decor and Halloween decorations got me really excited 😬 #imsorrysummer #pleaseforgiveme #lovefallbutnotreadyforcold
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I’m heartbroken! #TheOA was unlike any other show. Can’t believe it’s cancelled! 😭
Me trying to learn the movements to jump to a dimension where #TheOA isn't cancelled.
My team just ROASTED me on slack because I’ve never seen Spice World the movie. How’s your Monday going?
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It me.
Cyclists voice concern over U.S. 36 Bikeway detours trib.al/ZifFfbh
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Anyone else getting a huge increase in the social security spam calls? Any tips on getting it to stop? I’m already on the national DNC list.
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