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Chicago based fatherhood comedy: a podcast, blogs and columns (Viva Daddy!) at Chicago Parent magazine, appearances on The Jam, Windy City Live, and more!

Chicago, New York
Joined December 2011
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Viva Boresi is the star of @Toyota’s holiday commercial, directed by Oscar Nominee Ted Melfi! (Hidden Figures) Thanks to @StewartTalent and all the fine people in Woodstock, IL!
"Let's come together this holiday." 🎄 #LetsGoPlaces
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I’m not saying I’m getting old, but these are the two most recent ads foisted upon me by social media.
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The most accurate thing about the 80’s American Girl doll, and I’m not kidding, is that her parents are divorced and she comes with a super shitty lunch.
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It looks like the only healthy thing is the apple slices, but there might be ketchup on the bologna, which is classified as a vegetable.
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I know she seems distracted but she’s just upset about the Challenger.
Too late, @girlscouts - we’ve seen your Barrett tweet and your smug follow up, now both deleted. We’re done with your cookies, including and especially for events, if you don’t publicly apologize for supporting an illegitimate justice here to take away women’s rights.
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Essential Chicago businessman Terry Gant with comic picks you need! @3rdcoastcomics
This #NationalComicBookDay, get into these comics by Black creators! Terry Grant, the owner of @3rdCoastComics in Chicago, shares his current top 5 favorites for all the blerds out there: bit.ly/2EyQ4Ml
If your kid ever asks, “What were the 90s like?” Pretty much this plus floppy hair and ugly jeans.
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Really not looking forward to the @KIDZBOP version of #WAP.
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Sucks. NBC Sports Chicago lays off two of our favorite casters , the gifted @leilarahimi and our friend @LaurenceWHolmes. We’ve still got him on @670TheScore and his podcasts.
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Give a listen to Matt and Professor Foster taking a deep dive into “Hamilton”’s popularity with broadcaster @LaurenceWHolmes on the House of L podcast! houseofl.libsyn.com/
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My daughter now has a Tamagotchi. She’s allergic to real pets so I’m glad someone invented a toy that can die.
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If you want a check on how f#%+ed up our society is, explain The news to your kid and listen to yourself. DADDY: See, the reason they have to change the waffles is because they are named after a white person wearing black makeup to look like a helpful slave. VIVA: What?!!!
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