The Count of Montecito Heights

Hey @LATAMAirlinesUS @LATAMAirlines @Delta this service sucks, that on an international flight you can’t sit four people flying together, who bought tickets together on one credit card, now children have to be separated from their parents, how is this acceptable?!? #systemsucks

*There was no holding at all on either of those kickoff returns. None. At all. Definitely not. *Grade A sarcasm

Dude, no way they should keep playing this game?!? Are you kidding me? If the Bills have to play, they should walk through it and make the NFL front office look ridiculous for pushing to complete this game. As a Pats fan, right now #BillsMafia #BillsNation.

The most bone-headed play in New England sports history. And that’s saying a lot.

Unhappy 10 year anniversary of the only time I’ve ever cried at work. And we as a country didn’t and haven’t done anything about it. Unforgivable negligence for our children. #GunReformNow #SandyHook10YearsLater

This is what happens when you have people who care about other people running the government. #doesntcostanythingtobekind

I’m pretty sure this is responsible for my unending love of funk, soul and R&B music…. #stillslaps #SesameStreet #funksoul #pointersisters

Oh for Pete’s sake, give Devers the friggin’ money… #RedSox

This is Vinatieri’s greatest highlight.

This #FIFAWorldCup in 🇶🇦 is going great!* *Grade A sarcasm

Twitter, you were really cool. It was fun while it lasted.

They should not have let him play, on a short week, with how he looked last week. Not cool #NFL. Not cool.

I was alive in ‘99 — that qualifies me!