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Mole Knight!

@theclawsoffate

⠀ ⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀questing for ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀a hot tub and bread ⠀ (parody account)⠀⠀— ✍️ #KyoSW; mun 18+

Joined October 2020
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I’m gonna smoke you like a BLUNT!!!
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Hi, can I interest you in some temple insurance
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[ putting ten posters on the same wall ] well this aughdda get me attention. Ehehehehehe
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( #RumGarWedding ) Anyways, uh. I brought gifts?? One of which is, uh, I ah, brought this, [ is hauling in a 1-to-1 recreation of the Lost City Hot Tub ] and also since, y’know, Veinigar does the All-Chummy, a jar of genuine lava-binding slime! Locally sourced, of course.
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(( anyways sorry for not being here for most of This. It’s been one of those days (depressing)
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( #RumGarWedding ) good news, guys, I made it– signed in my Letter, hopefully the pink slip got in, how’s it g- IS THAT ZETTERBURN
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no WAY… I’m his biggest fan!
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Oh shit. Marriage?
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Best wishes 👍 Unfortunately I’m a little busy with writing a letter of resignation right now, alongside other technical nightmares, but know I am there with you in spirit.
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(( I like how plague knight’s correspondence with mole knight is “well I don’t like this guy, but I don’t hate him either”. That’s the vibe I get anyways
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(( REAL ones remember the mole thread intrusion arc
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(( mole knight looking for new employment arc? Maybe?
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(( I just dunno where he should go. Hm. He could always just Fuck Off back to his excavation business
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What do you MEAN we don’t get a mental health package???
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WHY do I even still work here!? This is the most hostile work environment I’ve ever seen. I think Plague Guy had the right idea.
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Replying to @theclawsoffate
MOLE KNIGHT TWO
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Ogh
Image from Mole Knight! (@theclawsoffate)
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For Halloween I’m gonna go as a mole. Again.
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Image from Mole Knight! (@theclawsoffate)
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INTENSE mole knight
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