Chelsea Rose

Not a @celtics girly but absolutely did not want to see Dallas win.

Children should not be allowed to fly first class. I said what I said.

I was tame, I was gentle

Biggest scam in America is self check out - you mean to tell me I came here to get groceries, but I also got a job too.. and I’M GONNA PAY YOU? Absolutely not.

🖤 aeg.tbits.me/trk/w7sJb?sourc…

“Hi I have a mobile pick up order for..” Precious @tacobell employee: “Chelsea, pull around mami.” “Do you need any sauce mami?” I will only be accepting this kind of service moving forward @tacobellcare Thank you.

Bennie and the Jets

The real ones stayed on twitter, huh 🤔

Patrick Mahomes and Kane Brown are basically the same person to me and I will not be elaborating on this

Putting your childs face all over the internet in 2024 is actually crazy tho

You’re the song on the radio I never play

Nothing slaps as hard as grocery store sushi; argue with the wall.

Me and my best gal buying matching Christmas pajamas.. for our entire family Disney trip.. in December ❤️

Crying in the bathroom at work before 9:10am - new record

Locksmith - Sadie Jean