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Will Reichard walking into the locker room after hitting the game-winning and late clutch field goal.
C’mon, @on_running, I bought these in September and only wear them a few hours a week for low impact activities. Why the early fraying?
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You can be a hero. Don’t assume your friends, neighbors, and family members know about the dangerous severe weather setup today and tonight. Make SURE they know about it with a text or a phone call now.
Carson retweeted
Super jealous no one is grilling my husband if he plans on continuing to work after our child is born.
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My fellow Alabamians, effective at 5 p.m. TOMORROW, I am mandating a #StayAtHome order for our entire state. Read the order here: governor.alabama.gov/newsroo…. #alpolitics #TogetherAL
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When you visit someone’s house to meet their newborn, don’t... I repeat... DON’T think they are hosting you. Don’t expect food or entertainment. Don’t expect their house to be clean or their boobs to be covered. Don’t be a pain in the ass.
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I made a resolution to floss, and I did it. 12:01, January 1st. BAM! Blood everywhere.
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i have spent the whole day. watching the human make a gingerbread house. the final touch. was a little icing dog. staring out one of the windows. now it’s a gingerbread home
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the small neighbor human and i. have been working on a puzzle. for quite some time. we only have one piece left. but we can’t find it anywhere. i hope i didn’t eat it. that sounds like something i might do
I cast my Heisman ballot for #TuaTagovailoa! Click the player you think deserves the Heisman House vote. (📍@NissanUSA)
