Matt

@DIRECTVNowHelp I cannot watch anything right now. Just loading spinner. I want to like your service but it just kinda sucks. Constant buffering, no ability to punch in a channel number. No “last channel” ability. Weird navigation on roku. TRY HARDER

All day every day #groovy org.codehaus.groovy.runtime.GStringImpl cannot be cast to java.lang.String

@alrhode sometimes even when you pay a big premium, you're still the product :/ #bose fortune.com/2017/04/19/bose-…

There's a guy trying to debug his google home program all day next to me. It's like debugging your program by yelling at it all day

the xcel should have been built in minneapolis, and shared between the twolves and wild so they never play the same night. #selfish

A new warranty for my car, a free vacation to Florida, and my credit debt is consolidated. These people just call me! #lucky #autodial

@Fanatics I ordered 2 hats. I wait 2 weeks. I receive 1 hat. No number to call. I hope I am free next week tues between 8:00 - 8:01

Thought I was under attack but it was just the neighbor hurling an oven off the second story balcony #uptown

Some girl on a porch on Lyndale ave just waved a bottle of captain at me and asked me to take a shot. #uptown #10amonathursday

I want to fly emirates

Yeehaw trash cowboy

Lees liquor lounge. You've evaded me for so long

New dunce hat

youtube.com/watch?v=jmmmxI-Y… do you know about laundry nerds?

@Nationstar_Help twice a week. Junk mail from my own mortgage serviced offering me a rate that's worse than the one I got. Make it stop!

@Nationstar_Help how do I make the twice weekly refinance offers in the "important message" offers stop?

I got the @Nextdoor app recently. Tonight I was made aware that random dumpster fires have been occurring near my house. Thanks @Nextdoor

30 min late #mnstatefair

I used the phrase "reap the dead slaves" today at work. No hr visit and everyone knew what I was talking about. #jenkins