Alex

My gf tried to bring up Covid precautions in couples therapy with non CC counselor… she said what if we “compromised” and my gf just washed her hands and takes a shower after the gym instead of wearing a mask 🫠🔫

I actually think a lot of Gen Z is just like their grandparents, the boomers. They hate everything and want the world to run how they want with no one to question them. They have way more in common than any other generation.

You can’t rush men at aviation museums, that’s their enrichment time

sorry to burst your bubble but this intense desire to travel the world is a capitalist concept. and it would reduce massively without social media.

for people born in the 90s: if you have an actual memory of 9/11, you’re a millennial. if you don’t, you’re gen z.

If Charlie Kirk threw ass would it be called the Kirk Shake, or the Twerkie Kirkie?

zoomed in to check for signs of charlie kirk. what level of brain rot is that

There is a very narrow range from ~1998 to ~2005 in which you could be born without lead poisoning and also not be an Ipad baby.

Just got out of an insanely abusive relationship and a male friend I’ve had for three years decides today is the day he wants to PROPOSE. I am DONE WITH THE MALE GENDER LIKE ACTUALLY.

yeah i’m gone

John Oliver’s third—and final—day on General Hospital is off to a rip-roaring start. Consider him fully initiated.

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Every man must decide between 3 women: 1. A woman he's 100% physically attracted to, but who psychologically destroys him 2. A woman he's at peace with, but who he doesn't feel primal lust around 3. A woman he loves, but who energetically feels more like a mother than a lover