
Just a web developer trying to make the web a little more interesting. #DSN50 #NASASocial alum. lover of #Jayhawk basketball.
Denver, CO
Joined December 2010
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Replying to @CReppWx
@CReppWx @BianchiWeather very heavy rain and pea to just under some hail near sloans lake
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@BianchiWeather also…for reference this pile is about 10 inches high
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Good thing @bethmowins is holding a softball while wearing a blazer made out of softball @espn #NCAASoftball
I literally had a guy attempt to break into my home yesterday, in the afternoon, while I was home, using a FUCKING SAMURAI SWORD. What the actual fuck world do we live in?
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Brandon Parker retweeted
50 looks like a whole dollar right now #inflation
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If Bill Gates really was plotting to control them, he could just as easily put the chip in ivermectin. Just saying.
Literallly who gives a shit?
Jenna Jameson has offered an update on a medical condition that has her hospitalized in Hawaii
cnn.it/3tft5gd
Dropped a knife halfway through my foot while cooking tonight. Sliced a vein and bled like crazy all over the kitchen until I was able to get something to stop the bleeding. 1/10, do not recommend.
Replying to @Nick_Offerman
@Nick_Offerman I need some help. Trying to use a 1” spade bit to cut a hole centered into a 1.5”x3/4”x5” piece of unfinished walnut but it keeps splitting on me. Any tips to getting this accomplished without splitting? It’s for a gift. I don’t have access to a drill press.
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Is trick-or-treating not a thing anymore? Bought hundreds of candy pieces and have had zero kids come by.
Been over ten years since I was an RA but when a guest over enjoyed themselves that training kicked in immediately. Weird how you never forget that training.
Brandon Parker retweeted
Shoot, Facebook is down. Does anyone else know where I can find misinformation about vaccines spread by people trying to get me to join their MLMs?
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I’ve only been told I look like this cat by 4 people. Come on Twitter
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