@thebgcomplex

Held together by superglue and sarcasm. Attempting to kick cancer’s ass. Not actually a lawyer. (she/her)

 Boston, MA
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Joined April 2011
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How your emails finds me
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Bob Golen
@BobGolenAug 11
I won't rest until a cure for insomnia is found.
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1986: In the future we'll have flying cars. 2026: Lettuce is poison.
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If you're feeling lonely, stop paying your bills.
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I'll flirt with you regardless of how I'm feeling, I'm rizzilient.
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Ok but can AI do this? *trips over my own feet*
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mariana Z
@mariana057Jul 29
If Celine Dion sang the vowels in her name, it would be the chorus of "Old MacDonald”
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NurseBrianRN@rn_murseJul 5
my retirement plan includes making Richard Gere fall in love with me after we have prostitution sex.
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It’s only Tuesday and I’m already on the just kill me already train for the week. Choo choo, fuckers.
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In honor of Father’s Day, I butt called my Dad five times while I was in the room with him
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I love how Boston and Scotland became summer camp friends like will we write them? Do we wear plaid now? Will they drink Dunkin only now? I’m excited
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I'm against cosmetic surgery for men. If you're born ugly you have to learn how to be funny. Those were the rules.
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trash jones@jzuxJun 9
i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)
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meghan
@deloisiveteJun 8
*fills out form* *clicks "send me a copy"* email: *dings* me: ooh what's that
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Looking at bulges on the early morning train commute thinking each might be the one
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I felt bad about myself…then I saw a man wearing pants that zipped off into shorts
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erika@yeeeerikaJun 3
the human spirit was not designed for this many passwords
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Samuel@Sammy_1999_Jun 2
I heard a cyber truck runs on man jizz.
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meghan
@deloisiveteJun 1
Well, it finally happened. I tried to say "all good" and "no problem" on a work call and it came out "all problem"
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jen 🍅@jenraraMay 30
I like when all of New England comes together over worldly wonders such as a meteor exploding over the south shore
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