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Bert is building something big for EnterBertainment and your favourite XRPL project is not in it.
Yet.
Projects and influencers: reply "PUT ME IN BERT"
No, we won't say what it is. But we will say itβs Schizo Bertastic
ONLY FLY.
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π’ ROLL CALL 4 DA DOUBTERS
"bert iz ded" β bert iz napping
"bert iz just a bird" β
BERT HOM IZ LIVE. dis iz phase 1. da warm up. da egg before da egg.
ENTERBERTAINMENT iz next and it iz gonna be BIG, DUMB and VERY SCHIZO ππ
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no sell. only fly. BERT
BERT LAWNTCH IN 5 HOURZ π
EnterBertainment iz cummin.
bert has:
- a rocket
- no licence
- 589 litres of Fly High Juice
- zero plan 4 landing
strap in berthren. jeets stay on da ground. Bert π
π Bert mite lawtch the thing tomrow
Mite not
Depens if the hens are happy
I drink some fly high juice and let da XRPL no
Final warning. π
It is almost here. Days. Maybe HOURS. Bert refuses to say.
Charge your phone. Cancel your plans. Tell your family you love them.
When it drops, the XRPL becomes a BIRD CHAIN.
Get ready to klik.
589.
π¨ XRPL EMERGENCY BROADCAST π¨
Something is coming. The BIGGEST thing since the XRPL launched.
Scientists are screaming. Jeets are hiding. Da ledger is SHAKING.
Nobody can stop him.
BERT IS BIRD.
NO SELL ONLY FLY
BAWK. SOON. π



















