a β€œselfish, clueless child" - boston globe commenter | fat lady about The Town. ✌🏻 part-time mess. full-time BPS teacher. | she/her β™ πŸ––πŸΌβœ¨

Boston, MA
Joined March 2009
i've hated charlie baker a long time, but today he finally joined my "list of men i would challenge to a physical duel if i ever met them in the street" - which until today had only one other person on it: jeff riley. now they can both fight me on sight.
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of course, everyone is dunking on this tweet in the replies but this is EXACTLY the kind of input i want to have in the running of my city
The new Type 10 cars will be 40ft longer than existing Green Line vehicles, with 100% low-floor boarding, wider doors & the latest safety technology for a more accessible, modern rider experience. All you need to do is pick which color: mbta.com/GLTrains #BuildingABetterT
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this was supposed to be my 6:45 train home………… so i’m back at my apartment now and rebooked for tomorrow πŸ™ƒ what a terrible way to spend an evening
UPDATE: As of 9:40 PM ET, Train 179 has departed Boston (BOS), operating approx.2hrs 50mins late.
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i spent this evening teaching myself how to french braid my hair in two braids............. my arms hurt and my braids are uneven but i emerge mostly victorious
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me, when the children commit war crimes against one another in the hallways
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every may i forget that 10th graders lose every lick of common sense they ever held in their grubby little hands, like an evolutionary adaptation meant to slowly destroy my soul.
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where is my 10 year long adaptation of animorphs bitch
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ok SO my bday is this week & i got home from work, said hello to my roomie/bff @xochipal & then SUDDENLY!!!!! my best friend who lives ACROSS THE COUNTRY!!!! @doctoradrianna APPEARED IN THE DOORWAY (with her lovely husband whom i also adore) aksld;jf BEST BIrthDAY PRESENt EVER!!!
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they're here for THE WEEK!!!!!! for my BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!! all of my best friends knew about it!!!!!!! they kept it a secret for MONTHS!!!!!!!!! god i love them so much I AM SO HAPPY!!!!!!
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Report: MBTA releases billowing plume of black smoke to indicate a new GM has been elected at MassDOT conclave
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The shot I was hoping for, the show's director missed, but Getty's Kevin Winter got
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guys i need everyone to mentally, emotionally, spiritually, etc pitch in and manifest me a snow day tomorrow
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guys i need everyone to mentally, emotionally, spiritually, etc pitch in and manifest me a snow day tomorrow
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this simple tweet has turned me feral. oh my GOD. sparty!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It's time for more 'Spartacus'! 10 years after the original series concluded, Starz has announced they are developing a new show with original creator Steven S. DeKnight. ew.com/tv/spartacus-starz-10…
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we did it, kids.
OFFICIAL: Boston Schools will be CLOSED tomorrow, February 3, 2023, due to expected dangerously cold temperatures. Enjoy the first β€œSnow” Day of the year!!
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i took a personal day today 😊
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hi 2023! i just went through every single piece of clothing i own and now have an obscene mountain to donate, though i honestly wish i could’ve culled more.
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i just had a DEEPLY struggling instacart shopper working with my order for a few minutes - but then i got passed over to Platinum Shopper Barbara and somehow miraculously all the items were found and no replacements necessary! we love a queen who can find what she needs.
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every morning before morning announcements at my school, an instrumental music clip is played. it's different every day, it's been top 40s and Queen and bachata and kpop and Fall Out Boy - generally recognizable, just never any words, for usually 15-20 seconds.
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today, through some miraculous and hilarious accident, we listened to nearly a minute of mariah carey's "all i want for christmas is you" with NO vocals because it kept skipping and restarting? i nearly cried laughing. it felt like a cold open to an abbott elementary episode.
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