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Not a lot going on here. RIP old Twitter.

The Edge of L.A.
Joined May 2019
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I get that they were fast, but why were they furious?
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And we are back! I will give my x earnings to someone who reposts this message and follows this account. Will pick a winner at random on Sunday am. Good luck!! 😀
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I’m off Instagram and maybe back on Twitter? Idk. I used to find tweeting into the void very relaxing. But I don’t think it has that appeal anymore. We’ll see.
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My biggest offense with the new Jaguar rebrand is that they’re using the Pantone COTY pair from 2016.
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How BlackRock uses our money against us.
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Just barely found out that the cutesy demure mindful girl is actually a dude.
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I just want to say that 2009-2012 Twitter is unmatched.
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I temporarily deactivated my Instagram. And now I’ve started tweeting for the first time in a long time. I don’t think I’m doing this right.
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Sorry if this is wack, but I'm returning from an almost 2 year hiatus to tell the Twitter world this: 1) I still refuse to call it X. 2) My band has a new single out. Streaming links below. Spotify - open.spotify.com/track/2UqZw… Apple Music - music.apple.com/us/album/swe…
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Tell me you’ve only ever left your state to go to Disney, without telling me you’ve only ever left your state to go to Disney.
Sorry… not sorry…. Texas has the best food in America. - Texas BBQ destroys everywhere else - Tex-Mex is better than all other Mexican food - Best Ramen I’ve ever had - in ATX - Best ice cream: blue bell in Texas - Best Pizza overall Prove me wrong.
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If the output is directly related to the input, why would I increase my workload by 200% to only get a 50% raise??
Amazing how many people would rather make $100k and pay no tax than $300k and pay 50% tax.
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This isn’t a true story. I made it up.
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Dear @tacobell, What do we have to do to get the caramel apple empanada back on the menu?? Please. I’m desperate.
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UPDATE: It’s gone 🫠 Last week I tweeted that 99% of new cars priced below $20K were extinct. The only one remaining was the Mitsubishi Mirage. This morning:
Cheap cars are officially extinct. Only 1 model in the US transacted below $20,000 in July: The Mitsubishi Mirage. Hyundai Venue, Kia Rio, Nissan Versa and Toyota Corolla, all transacted well over $20,000. What a time to be alive. (via Cox Automotive)
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Go check out the new @Southlen single!! This is my band and we’re stoked to bring you a poppy summer jam.
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Sept 15, ya’ll
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Your friend’s small business needs you more than Amazon does, just saying...
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