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Ed Zitron
@edzitronOct 17
jonotin@jonotinnOct 16
I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in
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i'll be damned
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the australian splendid parrot is... the light of my life
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I love the part of Seven Samuari where they’re still looking for samurai, and the camera’s just ogling every swinging dick with a topknot on the main drag like
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montreal construction dug up some old tracks recently, so instead of working: streetcars on papineau and masson, on mont royal someplace, and on saint urbain and saint antoine. at its height, over 10x the track of the metro
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TMZ
@TMZOct 15
Sacha Baron Cohen hits the red carpet in character as Ali G at the world premiere of “Ali G: Who Iz I?” last night in Los Angeles. 🎬🔥 📸: Getty
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somewhat heartened by the number of authors who first and foremost demand i not use AI while editing their books. one just threatened to "find me" if I did. good!
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i love having dreams about how functionally illiterate I am, with a b plot of having to write a 4 page essay on the hobbit because I was accidentally given a high school diploma 20 years ago
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digger you son of a bitch
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this spurious boy's antics are truly pissing me off
Upper Canadian Cavalier
@UCCavalierOct 8
POV: You told a rude Québécois kid who gave you grief for daring to speak English that fries are better with ketchup than as poutine, so now he's folk-dancing to defend the village's honour.
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funny that the title's implication that we're America's girlfriend--or America's gay boyfriend--will stop the boomer dads this is for from buying it
Chrystia Freeland
@cafreelandOct 8
I’m thrilled to share that my new book, Unreliable Boyfriend, will be out on October 13. I can’t wait for you to read it.
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Tree of Life (2011)
Nature Unedited
@NatureUneditedOct 5
The snake thought it was another snake just like it until the lizard showed its leg. Look at the snake’s reaction
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Tripplehorn is so attractive in Basic Instinct that it halfway undermines the movie, so it is, in fact, who I think
New York Post
@nypostOct 6
Michael Douglas admits he had on-set fling with ‘Basic Instinct’ co-star — and it’s not who you think trib.al/770uoeM
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thats right
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way too many of you are shingy now. glibly prognosticate on the future of: my ass
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i think i have the outmoded millennial disease of covid
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ever hear tell of the adorable source of the term “coaster”
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you've been warned
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