why they after me?

allow me to educate and inform you

why did you cross the road? To avoid the library, of course

so when I find a song that I like, I play it until I wear it out and then I ruin it for the rest of time 🤣

I keep hearing great things about you ….. from you

how long will Ohtani aka the gambler keep using his translators as a shield? He’s been here long enough to not need one. translating for that guy is a dangerous job 🤣

drug companies are still pushing their poison and the public is still biting, amazing

i’m amazed at the bone headed decisions that these highly paid NFL head coaches continue to make on in game strategies and clock management that cost their team games week in and week out.

I see people in the gym wipe down equipment thinking they’re preventing the next outbreak not realizing that there are germs all over the spray bottle that everybody is using the wipe down the same equipment, then they grab their their phone which they’ve been handling the entire time which probably has more germs on it than the equipment they just wiped down. here’s the rule dummies, just keep your hands away from your eyes and nose area until you wash your hands after you work out.

Best time of the year, fall weather, football, MLB playoffs, great food and family, go get some

you want to stop a sneeze press, your tongue to the roof of your mouth. want to ease anxiety, breathe in through your nose for 4 seconds, then exhale through your mouth for 8 seconds

why did you get up today, was it to eat donuts, probably not, but in your case, maybe so

smoke alarms that need a battery are almost as bad as a nagging wife

I believe you can hear the smoke alarm beep from miles away

so the post office sends you mostly junk mail which you then have to turn around and recycle, what am I missing in this equation?

not only is there more traffic now, but because a large percentage of the population is dumb that means more dumb drivers per capita