Burlesque performer and academic 💃🤓 Here to be unproductive 💫 Vancouver ➡️ Toronto 🌃 BLM ➰ ACAB
Toronto, Ontario
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Just learned that male turtles are so fucking stupid and horny that they try to mate with inanimate objects, like large rocks, that resemble female turtles to the point where their turtle dicks are so injured that they need to be amputated...
I miss New York 🥲 I can’t act like this in Canada
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happy turtle bit off a cop's toe in the hudson river 100th anniversary to those to celebrate
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people are constantly tell me i “walk sooo fast” is it illegal to be a girl with powerful legs and a sense of urgency in this life
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Couldn’t remember the word “neurotypical” so I said “cisgender-of-the-brain”
A Vancouver tragedy:
FUCK - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
ALT A SKEALATIN SCREAMMIN BECAUSE THEY STEPPED IN SOME THING WET ON THE FLOOR AND DIDNT EVEN KNOW THE FLOOR WAS WET WHO DID IT WHERE DID IT COME FROM WHY DOES IT FEEL SO BAD ON THERE SOCK????????? WHY MUST DA MOST PERFECT BEINGS LIVE IN A WORLD SO CRUEL AND CORUPTED????? AND DA TEXT SAYS "MY SOCK GOT WET" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
