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The Twitter A-Team is led by Col. John Hannibal Smith, Lt. Templeton Faceman Peck, Capt. H.M. Howling Mad Murdock, Bosco B.A.(Bad Attitude) Baracus.

wherever there's a need
Joined March 2008
The A-team would like to apologize to any birds that were harmed when we drove our van through that bad-guy hideout in Arkansas.
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B.A. pities the fool. Which means he pities @71huskerfan. Hee hee
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@kikiandkyle The A-team doesn't pity just *any* fool. The A-team pities *the* fool. :)
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Rest in peace, friend. http://www.cnn.com/2010/SHOWBIZ/celebrity.news.gossip/10/01/stephen.cannell.obit/index.html?hpt=T2
B.A. just spotted a fool -- and pitied him. He's so predictable.
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@ohmysam We try to remain humble. But it's not easy when you've had your likeness reproduced on a lunchbox.
The A-Team humbly suggests plugging the leak with BP and Halliburton execs.
B.A. thinks Vince Young has a short fuse.
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Father's day gift idea: Craft a grenade launcher out of household junk. Your dad will be impressed and your neighbors will be blown away!
It's OK. We get our theme song stuck in our heads too.
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@EricAmzalag Surprise is our greatest weapon. Well, surprise AND a big-ass bazooka.
@sippinstl Ahem. The A-team could mop the floor with the Karate Kid. Wax on. Wax off.
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For best results. Drive a black van to the theater to see The A-Team. For kick-ass results, park said van in the lobby!
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Hold on to your hats boys. We are trending. I love it when a plan comes together. http://xitter.cf/#search?q=A-Team
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Well, have you seen the new trailer? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ip1pPPEpDyE
Very disappointed in the show "Mad Men". We were pretty sure it was going to be about us. Also, no explosions.
NASA plans to end the shuttle program. The A-Team humbly suggests replacing the fleet with kickass black vans!
We're back! Apologies to the owner of the wall we just drove our van through. It's the only way we know how to make and entrance.