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Simi

@the_simster

And if you're like me you need hope, coffee, melody... fan of the WHITE SOX and the Vikings. Psalm 25:4-5. 2 rescue dogs. Lawyer. she/her

 South Holland, IL
Joined August 2009
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You know how they let position players pitch when the game is out of reach? Petition to let CJ Ham or Cam Bynum or LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE go in at quarterback. McCarthy on one leg. Random fan. I DO NOT CARE.
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This game is miserable
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Same old Vikings. Don’t show up for important games. I knew having hope that this team was different was a mistake …
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WE WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO HAVE KICKER ISSUES THIS YEAR
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The Vikings are always out here destroying my hopes.
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Give us Muppets Pride and Prejudice with Gonzo as the narrator and a growling Brett Goldstein as Darcy, you cowards
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I would like to invite @philvischer to present more facts on twitter. Sincerely, a person who loves facts.
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So God wanted Trump to win the 2020 election but the Democrats stole it... And God wants Trump to win again in 2024, but Democrats are controlling literal hurricanes to thwart that plan... So MAGA believes Democrats are more powerful than God?
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Dear NFL Fans, I wanted to apologize. I must not have made myself clear, let me try this again. No matter how good you think the Vikings are, they’re even better!! #SKOL  xitter.cf/TheFacilityFS1/status/…
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Our celebrations are UNMATCHED 🎬🥇😂
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Don’t say I never did anything for yall* (*i did this for me)
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The celebration training continues 🤣 🎥: @Cambeezy_ via IG
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🏈WEEK 4 GIVEAWAY🏈 IT'S VIKES/PACK WEEK! If Aaron Jones rushes for 100+ yards, scores at least 1 TD, and the #Vikings win, one lucky Vikes fan will get this signed jersey! REPOST and FOLLOW for your chance to win! Good luck and #SKOL *Winner contacted from this account only
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#Vikings RB Aaron Jones says instead of the Lambeau Leap, it’s now the Bank Vault in Minnesota. “The Bank is open on Sundays.”
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🏈WEEK 2 GIVEAWAY🏈 If Aaron Jones rushes for 100+ yards, scores at least 1 TD, and the #Vikings win, one lucky Vikes fan will get this autographed jersey! REPOST and FOLLOW for your chance to win! Good luck and #SKOL    *Winner contacted from this account only.
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“Do you have a flavor?” La Croix: “I have the concept of a flavor.”
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.@AndrewVanGinkel ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?!?! 📺: @NFLonFOX

Andrew Van Ginkel With An Impressive Pick 6

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The DNC surprise guest exists in the context of all in which you live and what came before you
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